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  1. San Diego

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    Being in parliament is a bit like getting your zipper stuck isn't sir?

    You ask a friend for help, he tugs and tugs at your trousers until the hardest part comes out and then he swiftly uses his hand to coax everything back into position before anything can get stuck in the teeth.

    Ooh, suits you sir
     
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    If I give you a blow job Tarquin, will you bum me later ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 9, 2017
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    Oh Yes !, Oh Yes !, Oh Yes !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 9, 2017
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    11482.jpg Oh yes ! Oh yes ! Oh yes, Minister !

    <sorry>
     
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    I wish you wouldn't talk with your mouth full.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 9, 2017
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    Mr Speaker, Mr Speaker ........... Would the Right Honourable Member for Bennelong, please remove his teeth!
     
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    WINNER<diva><cheers>
     
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    Thank you kindly

    Here's next....

    ben.jpg

    If you shoot, I shoot
     
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    Policeman: "Move, and I shoot you!!"

    Photographer: "Tell you what, I'll shoot you, and see what develops"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 11, 2017
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    On the count of 3.
    1.
    2.
    ...........................
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    I don't care if it is a Canon, bet you still lose
     
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    Not many entries, sorry for the crap picture.

    Didley wins! (although I did really like my Canon caption)
     
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    San Diego, Oct 19, 2017
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    How the hell did l win, boy, what a bunch of losers, l am.

    I will post something in a couple of hours.
    Thanks Sans.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 20, 2017
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    While we wait for the next picture here is some interlude music for you all to enjoy...

     
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    And a ten hour video to keep you all amused while we wait:headbang:

     
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    Come on Didley, it's nearly bedtime <nahnah>
     
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    Apple pen
     
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    Sorry guys, been working almost 24/7 all weekend doing a quotation.

    I will have to pass on this posting.
    Over to Sans making another appointment.
     
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    Can you price this job up for me Squatty?

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