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  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Is that why we can recognise DMD on Saxtons arse ?
     
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    Everybody expected the Spanish Inquisition. They always gave at least 2 weeks notice of their arrival.

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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    No word in the English language rhymes with Month, Orange, Silver & Purple.
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Exactly, properly on topic for this thread.
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    The countries never invaded by the British:

    Andorra
    Belarus
    Bolivia
    Burundi
    Central African Republic
    Chad
    Congo, Republic of
    Guatemala
    Ivory Coast
    Kyrgyzstan
    Liechtenstein
    Luxembourg
    Mali
    Marshall Islands
    Monaco
    *****lia
    Paraguay
    Sao Tome and Principe
    Sweden
    Tajikistan
    Uzbekistan
    Vatican City
     
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  8. johnsonsbaby

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    Not entirely true. Sporange, a very rare alternative form of sporangium. Chilver, a ewe lamb. Curple is a strap under the girth of a horse's saddle to stop the saddle shifting forward. Month I will give you, although some say it rhymes with millionth.

    The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses…
     
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  9. johnsonsbaby

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    The word bed looks like a bed.
     
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    <laugh>

    Nice one jb.<ok>
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Not if I spell it <whistle>
     
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    "it" is a completely different word.<whistle>
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

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    Forwarded to Teresa May so she can begin preparations. How about Sweden first... Bring some of their women back.
     
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    They went into debt trying to print it off
     
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    It's the simple things <laugh>
     
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    Still doesn't alter the fact that the word bed looks like a bed ....
     
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    Grunth rhymes with month.

    http://www.dictionary.com/browse/grunth
     
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    Canada has a national Park one third the size of England
     
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    "She then grunth with pleasure when I doth slung my penith within her."

    Exerpt From Romeo and Juliet's Mum
    -William Shakespeare.
     
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    A crocodile can’t poke its tongue out.
     
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