Vegas shooting

Sorry, I cannot oblige, Bobby.

I fired a Kalashnikov on full auto, and it was a beast. Anything other than quick, short bursts, and it was too difficult to control. And I am a big fella.

 

That's the point, you're like Bernard Manning. Completely irrelevant in the modern world but constantly thinking of a comeback.

 

That is far too simple an analogy, Luvvy.

I'm the pantomime villain that some of the more feeble-minded among you appear to need. Trouble is, you cannot shoehorn me easily into that rather narrow category, as I am far too clever to be so easily and narrowly categorised.

There is also a love-ability factor about me that takes the edge off the perceived villainy that confuses those of you who have an ounce of intellect.

Some have called me "patronising," but I doubt that those who have done so really know what that word means.

 

You've played the villain in your own head for so long you belive your own hype whereas in reality you have beome boring and preach the same rhetoric over and over. It's impossible to engage you in any type of debate as you are so insecure and will go on the defensive and turn any argument into a condecending rant claiming superiority and absolute knowledge of everything. It's no longer funny.

 

In you pop, mate...

 

Spot on, although I never found him funny. His delivery has always been cliched and predictable followed by bouts of middle aged woman like hysteria.

You're not funny if your biggest fan is yourself.

 

Get yourself over to the Spurs board. I save my "debate" for that board.

This one has always been the Wum Board.

I'm far too busy scratching my balls to ever feel the need to rant, Luvvy!

Honestly. Do you really think I take any of this seriously enough to feel the need to "rant?"

That's just part of the old HIAG character.

I have many others.

With A87, I played him as a complete imbecile.

 

tfb you have never tried to be funny, Stan.

I respect that, in a way.

You know your limitations, which is good.

I have never found mine.

 

And I forgot to mention that he's sponsored by the inventor of the comma.

 

I used to like that some would get wound up by him and go off on one but that doesn't really happen anymore other than in his own head. HAIG was always an act to me and a silly one that had a certain charm but as of late it's like watching Only Fools and Horses, it's kind of funny but also a bit old and dull, something that my parents like.

 

It only became entertaining when he had his meltdowns and threatened legal action or to call the police or demanded mass bannings. His act was never funny. The realisation that his act had been torn to shreds was.

I've always thought that he must be a very sad, old man to put so much effort into it without being funny.

 

I disagree and would stir the pot on his side quite often as I thought that the reaction from some was extreme and I wanted that to continue. No point anymore though as like I said it's the same old lines from him, it's become dull and people tend to ignore or just chuckle at what he posts.

 

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I'm enjoying watching this unfold!


You and Stan are whipping yourselves up into a right old frenzy. It proves I still have what it takes!

 

@luvgonzo I win. Let's go again tomorrow.

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HIAG is just some boring late middle aged pen pusher, who's created a fantasy persona for himself on a football forum.

He has indeed become a parody of himself and it's about as funny as ebola. He's harmless enough, but he's an extremely sad man.

Anyway, back to the actual thread, the planning this guy has put into this heinous act of mass murder suggests that it's not a 'falling down' moment, this bloke appears to have had this in mind for quite some time. I wonder if his girlfriend can shed any light on his motive?

 

Just discussing something there's no rant a rant would involve some kind of urgency or anger/frustration.

 

and repeat.

 

The point they're making is that you have nothing.

 

Though I dont agree with the Only Fools and Horses analogy (That will always be a classic damn it you're just Northern and therefore don't get it )

I agree 100% on HIAG, he used to be somewhat annoying but funny, but now, like you say, he is a parody of himself.
His jokes are unfunny, and the idea of a grown man living to just troll people on an internet forum, well, such things do not exist, unless the grown man in question has serious mental health issues.
I have known HIAG too long for him to be a child. I have been talking to him for 6 years now, so even if he was 13 when I joined this forum, he would be 19 now, and if anything he has gotten worse!

 

Anything above the North Circular.