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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Sep 21, 2017.

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  1. HaslemereKev

    HaslemereKev Well-Known Member

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    Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains

    Pull yourself together
     
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    How does Moses make his tea?

    Hebrews it!
     
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    What did the policeman say to his belly button?

    You're under a vest!
     
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    Deleted #, Sep 22, 2017
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    What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

    An irrelephant.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

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    What do you call a woman balancing a tray of beer on her head and carrying a snooker cue?


    Beatrix Potter
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    What's brown and steams out of cows?

    The Isle Of Wight ferry


    What's brown and steams out of bulls?

    Anything posted by HIAG

    <rofl>
     
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  7. SpursDisciple

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    <laugh> the best so far!
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I agree. Its a topper.
     
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    Commachio, Sep 22, 2017
  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Why fossie, why?
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Man got sacked from the dodgems.


    It was a funfair dismissal.
     
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    Commachio, Sep 22, 2017
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... because it's partly original ...and quite funny too <laugh>
     
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    What do you call an Irishman carrying 2 large panes of glass?

    Paddy O'Doors ...
     
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    FosseFilberto, Sep 22, 2017
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  13. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    So me and my wife have just had a baby and all we have done is argue about what to call it. She wants it to be named after her mother, but I just don't feel comfortable having a child called ****.
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    My friend just phoned me to tell me he's changed his name to Spinal Column, "Can I call you back?"
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Sep 22, 2017
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Skylarker
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    He's a twat. Only nobbers bother reading his posts..

    You ****ing nobber.

    Fossy xx
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 22, 2017
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    Who do you think you are? Ed Balls?
     
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    Cheers Nobber ... hope you are enjoying your break?

    <laugh> xx
     
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  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah been going to plan... read the what you doing thread :bandit:
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 22, 2017
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  20. Hoddle is a god

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    Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil worshipper?

    He spent his entire life praying to Santa.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Sep 22, 2017
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