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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Sep 21, 2017.

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  1. PINKIE

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    Post your best (worst)
     
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    A man goes to the zoo, the only animal in there is a Dog.

    It's a ****zu
     
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    What do you call a Deer with no eyes ?

    No Idea.
     
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    knock knock

    whos there?

    atish

    atish who?

    bless you
     
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    What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle ?

    Attire.
     
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    What do you call a three legged Donkey ?

    A wonky
     
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    What do you call a three legged donkey?



    A wonkey
     
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    **** you piskie.
     
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    Commachio, Sep 21, 2017
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    Spooky
     
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    Mate..thats a classic...anyway i got one


    Why did the chicken cross the road?






    to get to the other side
     
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    What's brown and sticky ?

    A stick
     
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    A fly with no wings


    A walk.
     
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  13. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    My butcher offered me 8 legs of venison for £200. I declined. They were too dear.
     
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    What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks ?


    A Labracadabrador
     
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    What do you call a man with no shins ?

    Tony.
     
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    kill this with fire ffs
     
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    Piskie makes this **** up <laugh>
     
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    Man in a swimming pool. No arms. No legs.

    Named Bob
     
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    I'm not even stoned <laugh>
     
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    I didnt see you complaining about the Duck penis thread...that one was abysmal



    please log in to view this image
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 21, 2017
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