Off Topic Easiest poster on the PL board to wind up?

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Hoddle Is A God said:
As most of you know, I have made a very detailed study, over many years, of how to wind up people on this site. My evidence is, therefore, going to be of paramount importance to all of you.

Having been banned, firstly, from the 'Pool board, and then from both the Gooner and Chav boards, I have to say that they are, by far and away, the easiest sets of fans to wind up.

Of the lot, I would say that the Gooners are the easiest to wind up, able to land and net themselves with only the smallest of bait. For, as highly strung as the Mousers are, Pixie and the Welsh Gooner Mod has banned half their own board ffs, merely for being right about Wenger being a twat! I've forgotten the names of the Mousers who were responsible for my banning, so I won't be able to list them, here, but they would most definitely appear in the list, if I could remember them.

So, in order of merit, this is HIAG's Top 10 posters that are easiest to wind up.

Pixie (by a country mile)
Fosse (aka Bambi)
Stan (aka Lightning)
Skiddy (I have that twat on IGNORE, now)
Candyman
The Welsh Gooner Mod
Tobias (not quite sure why an Everton fan gets so easily rattled?)
Little Urn
Johnny Fox
Bluey
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^ definitely not wound up by them.....
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
As most of you know, I have made a very detailed study, over many years, of how to wind up people on this site. My evidence is, therefore, going to be of paramount importance to all of you.

Having been banned, firstly, from the 'Pool board, and then from both the Gooner and Chav boards, I have to say that they are, by far and away, the easiest sets of fans to wind up.

Of the lot, I would say that the Gooners are the easiest to wind up, able to land and net themselves with only the smallest of bait. For, as highly strung as the Mousers are, Pixie and the Welsh Gooner Mod has banned half their own board ffs, merely for being right about Wenger being a twat! I've forgotten the names of the Mousers who were responsible for my banning, so I won't be able to list them, here, but they would most definitely appear in the list, if I could remember them.

So, in order of merit, this is HIAG's Top 10 posters that are easiest to wind up.

Pixie (by a country mile)
Fosse (aka Bambi)
Stan (aka Lightning)
Skiddy (I have that twat on IGNORE, now)
Candyman
The Welsh Gooner Mod
Tobias (not quite sure why an Everton fan gets so easily rattled?)
Little Urn
Johnny Fox
Bluey
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Cool fantasy Quentin ... but you seem to have left yourself off top spot for some reason? <laugh> .... please don't cry ... yet agaon <cheers>

I suspect everybody reading your list understands it's real meaning ... a list of the posters who have you most wound up, Quents ... I see Piskie still leads .. the old bugger <laugh>
 
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Please can we all take it easy on poor old Hiag as he has had a terrible time of late what with Spurs dropping 7 out of 9 points at Wembley, Arsenal getting a point away at Chelsea, and his own admission that he ****s furiously all day long.
We all think that Hiag is a ****er and it seems we were right all along.

Its the flannel I feel sorry for !
 
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PISKIE said:
^^^^^ Writes an essay about all the people who he absolutely definitely isn't wound up by <rofl>
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<laugh>
I just knew you'd be so wound up by being top of my list that you'd have to respond!

I've been playing you for years, mate!

Nothing changes! <laugh>
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
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I just knew you'd be so wound up by being top of my list that you'd have to respond!

I've been playing you for years, mate!

Nothing changes! <laugh>
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Mate, you are the one who called the old bill, threatened legal action and wrote the leaving threads. <ok>
 
Hiag makes 3 posts to show that he isn't rattled at all.

not a bit.

really not bothered by anyone.







meltdown looming
 
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PISKIE said:
'I demand that you ban them all. If you won't do it then point me in the direction of somebody in authority who will !!!'
<rofl>
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The hilarious thing about that episode is that you bought it, hook line and sinker, mate!
<laugh>
 
Stan said:
You wind Skiddy up so much that you had to put him on ignore?
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I put Skiddy on IGNORE because he is a superfluous twat, Stan.

I haven't seen anything he's written for quite a few months, now, but I am willing to bet that more than half of it has been about me or in pointless response to posts of mine.

Am I right?
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
How does that negate my comment?

The match finished a while ago.
<doh>
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Because you said that he wrote his comment before the Everton game and then hadn't been seen.
When in fact he was posting through the game and afterwards. He was very much seen.

You ****ed up again mate <ok>
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
I put Skiddy on IGNORE because he is a superfluous twat, Stan.

I have seen anything he's written for quite a few months, now, but I am willing to bet that more than half of it has been about me or in pointless response to posts of mine.

Am I right?
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That's why you put me on ignore because you wound me up <laugh>

@PISKIE further WFU points required for Bell beeling about the WFU
 
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