Great new thread for each and every member to contribute to. Remember, it has to start off with ...... Don't ! Don't, forget to write a post here, every day!
Don't you start Didley Where have I copied your quote? . You mention not farting in an elevator, but no mention of your wedding tackle dangling out of the front of your trousers though....
All good buddy, I'm just talking caca poo poo. You have a great day and remember, the person standing next to you in the elevator may try to sneak one out!