Pud just confirmed via Whatsapp that the police are taking a statement today.
what's the crime? Someone sent my wife a message on Facebook?^^^ ringpiece twitching to the beat of 'ah-ah-ah-ah staying alive, staying alive'what's the crime? Someone sent my wife a message on Facebook?
Tims believe in zombies.
what's the crime? Someone sent my wife a message on Facebook?
It's okay I used a dummy email address
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Jesus was a proddy you big Roman
Pretty sure he was a four be two actually
Same advice me then. A proddy Jew
Have heard culprit already apprehended by plod, I suspect Iain could be set for an extended hiatus at the behest of HM Her Majesty.

Grasses go to hell m9You'd think so, but what's he going to do when he enters heaven, did you consider that?
Me Think snot
Suppose it depends if the dna results are back fae that Grannies knickers mate.Is it safe for me to go home yet or will plod be waiting for me?![]()