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There's no room for a ****ing bed. I slept on the sofa with a ****ing broken hip, you cock. I'll go upstairs for a ****.

Had the pre-op yesterday. I don't remember all that **** the last time I had an op (first time I fell downstairs). Plus I had to give more blood for stuff that was only tested 5 months ago, and an ECG and I had one of those when I was in hossy for the bites <grr>

Fine, be a twat them ;) <laugh> :bandit:
 
Had date number 3 with this girl last night ... she wanted to go for dinner so off we went and I ended up picking up the ****ing check and all I got was some frenching and a squeeze of my arse cheeks as she made approving sounds

Think it's prostitutes or getting in with this Gina from now on is the way to go ... much more direct
 
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Had date number 3 with this girl last night ... she wanted to go for dinner so off we went and I ended up picking up the ****ing check and all I got was some frenching and a squeeze of my arse cheeks as she made approving sounds

Think it's prostitutes or getting in with this Gina from now on is the way to go ... much more direct

You're 3 in, so not getting a shag now after that level of investment is against the rules, she knows this.

Take her out Friday night, no meal, just ale, bingo.