Saturday

I havent a ticket.

If I had a ticket I couldn't go anyway - my girl would want to come.

I have "darn sarf" friends up this very weekend anyway.

I simply cannot find digital radio newcastle on my radio.

My car hasn't got digital anyway, and I've got to entertain on Saturday.

I am so sick.

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keep off didg radio and you will find it.

Be a man, tell them all to **** off and take the girl to the pub, coke for her, pint for you. Explain its a bonding session

 

"bondage session"?

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would be a very bad move, trust me

 

But if they're tied up, I get to listen to the match!

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I don't know? It could help to tie up one or two loose ends...

 

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Hey. F*** the match, if thats the scenario!

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Pour yourself a glass of red and chill marra

 

Cant - I mean am pourin the red but am fightin with skunks on another thread, Cant relax!

Vermin get everywhere if you relax.

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No Sympathy marra, i'm too busy feeling sorry for myself.

I have 2 Season Tickets, well, I pay for 2, one is my son's who in my absence is charging his mate to go with him. I won't see the money or even get a pint off the greedy twat.

I'm in Nigeria, no radio, no TV coverage and even if there were i'm stuck at work.

If i'm lucky i can keep up to date with the BBC Footy site, please god let the network be OK on Saturday.

I do like the sound of the bondage bit though.

 

Good luck with the work MW, needs be and all that..

 

I'm in a field in stafford at a festival with a few mates and the wives!!! Be well on the way by KO if the amount of beer that has been bought and no doubt we will all be glued to who ever can get a good enough signal on their phone for the updates!!!!

 

Aye, bang on marra, it's a canny job as it happens i'm just gutted to be stuck out here this Saturday when i was originally due to be home for it.

Lifes a bitch and all that eh?

Come on the lads, the excitment is building, i'll be useless on Saturday morning leading up to 12:00.

 

Aye can't wait for this one, not as nervous about it as usual..

6pm kickoff for me here, so it'll be an early start, meeting up with a load of agent ashley's finest, no doubt dressed up in their finest splendour looking like a herd of zebras.

Good luck with the graft,

 

Take them to that pub quinn keeps talking about, the game is a sell out so you should have 27,000 seats to choose from in the pub.

 

****ing big pub, if it has 27'000 seats...

 

It must be, thats where quinn says all the lads that leave the empty spaces in your ground go to watch the match.

 

I see the Mag dopey contingent are out in force today..

 

well i'll have to do with an estabishment a bit smaller than that, mind your lot always make a racket where-ever we end up.