Dearly beloved, I bring with me the sad news that our good friend and fellow member, UTR's ( also known as Greg ) ............ is no longer with us.
Yes dear members, hold back your farts but don't hold back your tears for we have lost one of our own.
A fellow who could make you laugh, even if you weren't listening, a fellow who could play us a mean tune, even if it came from his ass, a fellow who could talk as much crap as the rest of us, yet we still believed him ( I have to say that ).
Yes folks, good old UTR's has kicked the bucket, gone for a burton, flown the coup, as they say ........ well, you could just say he's p!ssed off but then l wouldn't have a funeral to organise, would l?
Friday 15th of July 2017
Location - Rochdale Council Tip office & Reception Room
Time - Whenever you can make it on the day.
So people, here is the official pallbearers list and details.
Pallbearer 1 - Kiwi
Pallbearer 2 - Sans
Pallbearer 3 - Gordon
Pallbearer 4 - Wooperts
Reverend of the Day - The Right Honorable Reverend Didley Squat
Sorry about dropping UTR's on his friggin head, the vote from the board was to get the cheapest undertaker possible.
Members are asked to leave their condolences here on this very special page, created in memory of UTR's.
Yes dear members, hold back your farts but don't hold back your tears for we have lost one of our own.
A fellow who could make you laugh, even if you weren't listening, a fellow who could play us a mean tune, even if it came from his ass, a fellow who could talk as much crap as the rest of us, yet we still believed him ( I have to say that ).
Yes folks, good old UTR's has kicked the bucket, gone for a burton, flown the coup, as they say ........ well, you could just say he's p!ssed off but then l wouldn't have a funeral to organise, would l?
Friday 15th of July 2017
Location - Rochdale Council Tip office & Reception Room
Time - Whenever you can make it on the day.
So people, here is the official pallbearers list and details.
Pallbearer 1 - Kiwi
Pallbearer 2 - Sans
Pallbearer 3 - Gordon
Pallbearer 4 - Wooperts
Reverend of the Day - The Right Honorable Reverend Didley Squat
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Sorry about dropping UTR's on his friggin head, the vote from the board was to get the cheapest undertaker possible.
Members are asked to leave their condolences here on this very special page, created in memory of UTR's.
