Oh you are a fussy sodYou're bushes at the back need a trim though.
Oh you are a fussy sodYou're bushes at the back need a trim though.
Did they give you a good price for your Hyundai mate?

I've just been messing about in the garden this morning and cutting the grass. Done a decent job, I reckon?
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Never heard of cock soft before, how much ram does it have?I once got a gobble off Bill Gates after he lost a bet with me on the driving range... I think that's probably where he got the name for his company.

Poles are cheaper and don't need ladders.Not bad but I'm having the Slovakian do it from now on. He only charges £35 and does the trees and all

Any pics mate ?Not bad but I'm having the Slovakian do it from now on. He only charges £35 and does the trees and all

Any pics mate ?
You cleverly deduced that my steel covered balcony was in fact a row of 3 story tall lock ups painted with a rubber sealant
You doubting Thomas but not a single photo of the 7 bedroom mansion set on sprawling grounds.
Polishing of a lentil curry(daal) I made last night...nice and spicy...cold glass of water
Have you tried jeera chicken wings?Masoor?
We had that too with boiled rice last night. With some spicy chicken wings (handi done not fried) and veg samosa. And if course youghurt with cucumber
Masoor?
We had that too with boiled rice last night. With some spicy chicken wings (handi done not fried) and veg samosa. And if course youghurt with cucumber
There's no way you could call that a balcony! More like a bus shelter for dwarves.I asked if it was mineral roofing or the rubber roofing
Tbf you did clarify with pics, but you still calling it a balcony? There's hardly room for a child's bike ffs
I never said I lived in a mansion with sprawling grounds. You're welcome to show me where I did
We believe you mate, birds with beards and hairy legs are a no, no.Masoor and chick peas combined...tell you fam, I make a good wife

Have you tried jeera chicken wings?
Masoor and chick peas combined...tell you fam, I make a good wife

Is that a proposal?![]()
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Don't give me none of that you know how the old aunties be doing the hook ups " shed make a good wife" n ****. Next thing you be crying on the chowki