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Spurlock's Gym

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. NSIS

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    You might need to give her the latter before you get the former.

    Just a tip..
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    Remind me...how many divorces?

    You know what to do with them tips <laugh>
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I do miss my single days sometimes like, it was a great time. The amount of student nurses where I lived at the time, no need for apps even if they existed back then.
     
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    Trouble with women is they take everything seriously that was only poked at them in fun! :smile:
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Fruit Fridays at the gym <laugh>

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  6. Spurlock

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    Yeah it's not real, I was having a laugh

    Can I claim a WFU?

    @PISKIE
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    If you lack self confidence and can't get a womam , they can smell it a mile off no matter how pumped up in the gym you get.

    This seems to be a very metro sexual Insecure board full of skinny jean wearing chest shaving whiney ****s.:emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

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    I pay more than that, but it covers a family of 5. We have a family deductible of $7500 (or $2500 for an individual family member) Once we pay that, insurance covers 70% of medical expenses. We hit the deductible in March for both of the last two years.

    That's $7500 by March on top of $1600 a month fees. A well visit annual checkup can cost several hundred. I spend more on medical bills than I do food or housing. (And we don't have any major chronic conditions).

    If my wife worked and we had separate insurance plans it would be a lot less, but family plans get pricey.
    I probably spend about $30k a year just on medical stuff for the family in any given year.
     
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    You're not far wrong.

    Medical facilities usually quadruple the price they expect to receive because insurance companies always negotiate them down.

    Which is catastrophic for anyone without insurance because they don't have insurance to do the negotiating and end up being charged way more than the hospital even intended to milk them for in the first place.
     
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    I've never shaved my chest but I do trim my armpit hair down to nothing. <ok>

    High humidity and most days being well above 30C, my deodorant needs to reach my skin, not my armpit hairs.
     
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    No joke. My gym has a pizza night once a month and a bagel breakfast once a month.

    Yes... As a matter of fact, most of the people at my gym are fat.
     
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    Most people in America are fat!..

    When you look at the amount the ****ers stuff down their faces - and most of it's **** too, it's hardly surprising!
     
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    wears a Mankini in the gym^^^
     
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    Dunc is just venting because everyone laughs at him when he goes for the little pink plastic coated dumbbell...right in the far end of the Dumbell rack.

    Come on Dunc, get your headphones on and stretch that leotard


    I've got a Protein shake waiting for you after you have finished <ok>
     
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    Bunch of kids in here today. School's already out here...
     
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    Do me a favour Spaniard...go and punch that **** wearing that vile top
     
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    I have considered telling him that I find it highly offensive. But thought it might not be considered good form!
     
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    I forget sometimes that you're in Spain not in England, apologies
     
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    You best keep quiet mate. He'll have you deported if he finds out you're a Spurs fan.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

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    The lad in the back doing 12kg seated rows <laugh>
     
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