The "No ****, Sherlock!" thread

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Worst defence of a title in prem history verses challenging for the title...mmmm hard choice.
Congrats on drawing your cup final <laugh>

Seriously though...aint you pissed off that those players couldn't be ****ed to show enough respect for your club to actually play all season apart from last night and 2 matches v arsenal?
 
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Well Cyril Smith youve been crowing all season only to fail at Stamford Bridge (spud burial ground)

Bet you was crowing at half time when your thugs were running riot. Like all your spud box set dvd's of how you nearly won something thought you'd have learned something from it.

PS: who is the grammar nazi making himself look a fool?

Seems like your thugs started it, thinking we'd crumble. When they got some back instead they didn't like it.

Tough ****!...
 
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Well Cyril Smith youve been crowing all season only to fail at Stamford Bridge (spud burial ground)

Bet you was crowing at half time when your thugs were running riot. Like all your spud box set dvd's of how you nearly won something thought you'd have learned something from it.

PS: who is the grammar nazi making himself look a fool?

I was crowing (just like Dier in this pic) when we Chelsea'd your Chelsea players.
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And there's something funny about a Chelsea fan using the word Nazi in their sentences, can't think why...
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I was crowing (just like Dier in this pic) when we Chelsea'd your Chelsea players.
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And there's something funny about a Chelsea fan using the word Nazi in their sentences, can't think why...
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Photoshop is all you have?
 
Chelsea's 26-year-old attacking midfielder Eden Hazard says he is not yet a "football artist" like Zinedine Zidane, Ronaldinho, Juan Riquelme or Lionel Messi. (France Football - in French)

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No ****, Sherlock!
 
Anthony: Tottenham look a very very good side under Pochettino, the club should do everything in their power to keep him.
(Tweet to BBC Football Live, during Spurs v Watford)

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No ****, Sherlock!
 
"I know they said this last season but this is a very different season and I just can't see Tottenham finishing anywhere but above Arsenal."

(Mark Schwarzer, during the commentary on Spurs v Bournemouth)


No ****, Sherlock!
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Burnley boss Sean Dyche insists the Clarets will not sell 24-year-old defender Michael Keane, who is a target for former club Manchester United, unless a suitable deal can be struck. (Metro)

A "suitable deal," you say? As opposed to a deal that isn't suitable, I suppose?

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No ****, Sherlock!