Off Topic Breakfast, Dinner, Tea v Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner

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What would you like for dinner Mr?

**** you axin me that **** fo bitch, y'all ain't even made lunch yet.

Sorry, I'm from Yorkshire.

Take yo sorry ass in the kitchen and make me a muhfuckin sandwich hoe.
 
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Here's one that raises it's ugly head on the Liverpool board from time to time...

What do you call a bread roll?

I call it a roll. Some say baps and all other type of ****e. I think Spurlock calls them tea cakes ffs <doh>
 
Spurlock's currently sitting on his Chesterfield writing contemporary poetry.

I found o'wither come hence young sparrow
Tomorrow's winter fleece
Tis me and I, upon the grass
Without sorrow alas **** tha police
 
Here's one that raises it's ugly head on the Liverpool board from time to time...

What do you call a bread roll?

I call it a roll. Some say baps and all other type of ****e. I think Spurlock calls them tea cakes ffs <doh>
Tea cakes?
But thats a specific pastry with raisins in it isn't it?
I just call it a roll.
 
Tea cakes?
But thats a specific pastry with raisins in it isn't it?
I just call it a roll.

Hopefully @Spurlock will be around to explain.

A tea cake is like a hot cross bun as far as I'm concerned.

I'm the type of guy that calls a roll a roll, **** the haters.
 
Hopefully @Spurlock will be around to explain.

A tea cake is like a hot cross bun as far as I'm concerned.


I'm the type of guy that calls a roll a roll, **** the haters.

Pretty much, yeah.
Or those chocolate things with the marshmallow inside :)
 
Pretty much, yeah.
Or those chocolate things with the marshmallow inside :)

Yeah but the chocolate things are just branded as that to sell. Couldn't be further away from a tea cake if they tried. Fake ****s.
 
Yeah but the chocolate things are just branded as that to sell. Couldn't be further away from a tea cake if they tried. Fake ****s.
I hate those things.
Same with Wagon Wheels. My mates used to bring them to school in their lunch boxes.
Tried one once, made me want to puke....not a big Marshmallow fan
 
Do you have any pets Bod?
Not any more.
2 young children at the moment.
I did have 7 cats when I was younger.
My dad bought two originally, a boy and girl, and was all "I don't believe in getting them neutered", by the time they had had their 3rd litter he was like "Ok, I may have to rethink this".
We gave away loads but couldn't bear to part with some of them, so we ended up with 7.
 
I hate those things.
Same with Wagon Wheels. My mates used to bring them to school in their lunch boxes.
Tried one once, made me want to puke....not a big Marshmallow fan

Same here mate, it seems out taste in food is similar...

Luckily our taste in sexual pleasures is very, very different.
 
Same here mate, it seems out taste in food is similar...

Luckily our taste in sexual pleasures is very, very different.
Oh Come on, you cant segue into it like that.......no wit or talent involved there.
Speak to HIAG and get some pointers.