In memory;
Good Morning Facebookers
As I speak the CHINESE stock market is in TURMOIL, my HITS went GALACTIC over the weekend. I cleared an UNDISCLOSED sum from the TOTE. MI5 and MI6 sent memos to my WEEKEND man Horace stating that I was RESPONSIBLE and ACCOUNTABLE for the economic rebound.
Sufficed to say I am CURRENTLY in HIDING with my new Screens at my SIDE. The DORCHESTER is not my normal BOLTHOLE, but the addition of my POKER bedfellows Frankie Bruno, Big Allie Cooper, Ricky Branson and Lizzie Hurley SOOTHES the pain of not entering my FAVOURITE gentleman’s establishments.
I have taken the LIBERTY of hiring a TEMPORARY assistant, Mr Bhak P Assige, is a REVOLUTIONARY screen technician from Kabul. He has aligned the REAR-SPHERE of my PEERLESS racing brain. This will PERMIT me to HIT, a HIT so HARD that shares in CATERPILLAR and JCB are surging because of the REDEVELOPMENT work that will be REQUIRED when I UNLEASH my Betting TSUNAMI on the world markets.
As the Dalai Lama once said to me
‘Tote, HIT THEM WHERE IT HURTS YOU CRAZY DIAMOND, SHINE ON BABY’
A veritable hamster of a man WHOM I love DEARLY.
My proposed WEDDING to the Olsen twins is CANCELLED, that horrible scented man Don TRUMP took great umbrage. Typical American, all wigs and cheap vodka. I have TURNED my attentions to the LOVELY Stella MacCartney whose couture I have invested in and to Jackie Stallone, a VERITABLE feast is Jacky Baby.
My MI6 mole Betrand informs me that I MUST cease communications. So I will RETIRE to the bosom of Jackie and Stella, whilst quaffing a fine glass of Uve Prime with my TRUSTY screens set to Stun.
TODAYS HITS:
RULE THE WORLD
MEISTER ECKHART
CAID DU BERLAIS
REGAL ENCORE
As always FRIENDS, your advice is appreciated.