It would be ok though back in the day when you had white dog pooh if she had a dog that is and it was the dog and not Gambol that shat himself on the white sofa. I know there are a few assumptions and it is all rather tenuous. But life is tenuous really.
Someone told me the army teach their soldiers in their training how to clean out every bit of keech by putting your whole hand up your arse and scooping it out. I think they were having me on though. <blonde>
That's what's known as a "leading conversation". They were trying to get you to talk buttsex, then get in about yer dungpipe.