"Spuds" - really? Isn't it time to grow up ffs?

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Because you have gone to a considerable amount of effort to try and convince people that you are somebody who you are not.

No, I have not.

I have toyed with you, and studied, in enthralled fascination, the manner in which you have become animated at the thought that I, your nemesis, could be highly educated, skilled and wealthy. I am intrigued to note that you appear to have been driven to the point of insanity by these possibilities. The degree of your insecurity is such that you are tormented by the idea that someone whom you have never met and know absolutely nothing about could be "better" than you.

I use the term "better" not to indicate that I believe that I am better than you, but that you believe it.

I haven't had to work hard at anything, Pix. You are the one doing all the heated work.

Let's say I happened to be a top barrister, working in the field of international cross-border property transactions, earning hundreds of thousands of pounds each and every year - and have done so for the past (say) twenty years? So what! How can that possibly impinge on your life?

Why is it important for you to believe that I am not successful in what I do? Why do you recoil so violent at the prospect of that belief being shattered?
 
Well it was in response to Archers saying that he'd posted a pic of the recycling plant where Spurlock works.
There's nothing illegal about that.

Threatening to rape and kill is however

As I have said a few times, that isn't my field.
 
No, I have not.

I have toyed with you, and studied, in enthralled fascination, the manner in which you have become animated at the thought that I, your nemesis, could be highly educated, skilled and wealthy. I am intrigued to note that you appear to have been driven to the point of insanity by these possibilities. The degree of your insecurity is such that you are tormented by the idea that someone whom you have never met and know absolutely nothing about could be "better" than you.

I use the term "better" not to indicate that I believe that I am better than you, but that you believe it.

I haven't had to work hard at anything, Pix. You are the one doing all the heated work.

Let's say I happened to be a top barrister, working in the field of international cross-border property transactions, earning hundreds of thousands of pounds each and every year - and have done so for the past (say) twenty years? So what! How can that possibly impinge on your life?

Why is it important for you to believe that I am not successful in what I do? Why do you recoil so violent at the prospect of that belief being shattered?

Mate, I just expose your bullshit and then watch you go into thermonuclear meltdown. It's little more than sport for me.
 
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This subject really does rattle you, doesn't it, Pix?

As I say, I have been thoroughly fascinated by your various and multitudinous denials on this subject.

I like to introduce fresh elements every so often and to test the reaction I get. This experiment has been going on for around 6 years, now, and I still see no sign of my fascination abating.
 
This subject really does rattle you, doesn't it, Pix?

As I say, I have been thoroughly fascinated by your various and multitudinous denials on this subject.

I like to introduce fresh elements every so often and to test the reaction I get. This experiment has been going on for around 6 years, now, and I still see no sign of my fascination abating.

Rattled <laugh>

I'm not the one who has threatened legal action or written leaving threads mate.
 
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Rattled <laugh>

I'm not the one who has threatened legal action or written leaving threads mate.


Interesting.

Just for my notes, do you remember when you stopped believing in Father Christmas, Pix? What age would you have been?
 
Hey, @Hank Evans !

Pixie's right. What can I say?

Mind you, I'm not so ****witted as to be taken in by a "Spud" imposter to whom I PM my personal **** and feelings to! Imagine how ****ing embarrassing that would be!

No! Go one step further than that...

Imagine that the imposter turned out to be someone whom you had demonised as a halfwit!

Yeah, that's right! Imagine if someone whom you had tried to convince others was a half-wit took you in hook-line-and-sinker with a whole load of pony about being a Gooner, and you (assuming you were a Gooner) sent a PM to that person and spilled a whole load of emotional bollocks on them!

How ****ing embarrassing would that be!

Well, guess what?

Yep!!!

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A lot of words there .. which I think can be summarised as "Charred Rosti" <laugh>
 
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Hey, @Hank Evans !

Pixie's right. What can I say?

Mind you, I'm not so ****witted as to be taken in by a "Spud" imposter to whom I PM my personal **** and feelings to! Imagine how ****ing embarrassing that would be!

No! Go one step further than that...

Imagine that the imposter turned out to be someone whom you had demonised as a halfwit!

Yeah, that's right! Imagine if someone whom you had tried to convince others was a half-wit took you in hook-line-and-sinker with a whole load of pony about being a Gooner, and you (assuming you were a Gooner) sent a PM to that person and spilled a whole load of emotional bollocks on them!

How ****ing embarrassing would that be!

Well, guess what?

Yep!!!

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Grow up Fossy, FFS!

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Bambi is continually ****ing up like this, mate.

The good news is that he is sufficiently rattled by us all being on his case that he now undertakes a typo-review of his postings, albeit usually after the horse has bolted the stable. it's an improvement, and we should all be grateful for that, not least of all because it ought to signal shorter posts from him, in future. No way will Bambi want to trudge through reams and reams of his usual ****e to proof-read it.