Off Topic The Burly Arms

It was an open goal...

Should have known it would be you

 

I don't have any shame, I'll take the easy ones too.

 

I was gutted that you had replied already.

 

I rushed it a bit.

 

That's OK there'll be more opportunities from him Lieb does walk into **** like that a lot.

 

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Nahh you're right.

 

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... I think a few may well be coming arounsd to my way of thinking where Ms Holden is concerned ... thanks for the pic

 

smoke n mirrors.

still a dog..not a natural beauty

i will happily allocate her a number..but nothing else...her personality stinks.

 

Strangely, I had never planned to have an in depth conversation on cultural idioms

 

****ing dying of hayfever.

 

Me neither....but she comes across as someone who would piss me off far too quickly...so it best i avoid the whole thing.

 

I was once told to rub some almond oil around my nostrils..it worked..obviously if you are knee deep in sneezing, it could be too late...need to prepare for it with your hayfever tabs a good few months before Spring kicks in.

Feel for you Aki lad...cant stand that stuff..ive been lucky with it this year.

Never had it, only started getting it in my mid 30's...weird ****.

 

Not really sneezing mate, nose is just blocked and runny. It's the urge to gouge my eyes out that is the worst.

Had it for as long as I can remember, always kicks in around Bank Holiday Monday at the end of May and it kills me for a good month.

 

Sat on the M5 in a 75 mile traffic jam.

****ing hate working down here in summer, every Friday is a **** but this is the 2nd worst Friday of the year. Should have left after breakfast instead of doing stupid things like my job.

 

Get some Talksport and do the spot a Milf game whilst peering at the other drivers

 

At Stan Jr's cricket match on Weds, the opposition mums' group included several Milfs, definitely the highest number recorded in one batch to date.

 

Wow...jackpot

any worth having a cheeky affair with?

talking about jackpots

Euro millions...120 mill tonight..go and get a ticket Fam.

 

Six hours.

Six ****ing hours it took me to get home. Here's an idea;
those of you on half term holidays travel home on a Saturday and leave those who aren't to travel on a Friday.

Thanks.

Having rib eye steak frites and a bucket of Moretti to compensate. House to myself, golf in the morning, so every cloud and that.

 

Forget the day, enjoy the evening, and look forward to tomorrow