The Classic One-Liners Collection

[San Diego]

A new thread for you all.

Post your favourite one-liners from movie, TV or any other source.
Got a famous quote?
Favourite punchline?

This is the place to share them.

 

[San Diego]

I'll start with one of my favourite quotes from the master - Bruce Lee

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.

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[San Diego]

The secret of ScrewFace power is that him have two heads and four eyes.

 

[UTRs]

Pulp Fiction

Marsellus Wallace telling Butch about the coming fight

The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride ****ing with you. **** pride. Pride only hurts. It never helps. You fight through that ****.

This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who think their ass will age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar...it does. If you mean it gets better with age... it don't.

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[San Diego]

"I drop unexpectedly like bird ****"

Biggie Smalls - Kick in the door

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[UTRs]

Doh, sorry, that was more than one line.

I got confused

 

[UTRs]

***** only pawn in game of life

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[San Diego]

It's all good, you're local

 

[San Diego]

"You're my wife now"

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[UTRs]

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[UTRs]

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Look, the record has pornography written on it

 

[Wooperts_duck]

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !!""

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[Wooperts_duck]

"No solids in the upstairs toilet!"

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[Didley Squat]

Kiss my ass!

 

[kiwiqpr]

your a big man but your in bad shape

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[UTRs]

Kiss my ass!

What film was that from Aussie?

 

[UTRs]

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[Didley Squat]

It's now or never!

 

[Didley Squat]

What film was that from Aussie?

Megasaurus .................. About a gay dinosaur or something.

 

[Wherever]

Psycho two
Said to Norman Bates by guest, "sorry for all the mess"
Norman Bates answers, "I've seen worse"