Off Topic Sunday morning starts?

[Amin Arrears]

I also have been left to my own devices all weekend as the woman has been at work. I've taken little one to the zoo, had two ****s while she had a nap, cooked myself dinner and just sat down to have a nice cold beer and realised I forgot to put any in the fridge.

 

[Mr Hatem]

I also have been left to my own devices all weekend as the woman has been at work. I've taken little one to the zoo, had two ****s while she had a nap, cooked myself dinner and just sat down to have a nice cold beer and realised I forgot to put any in the fridge.

One just can't get the staff these days.

 

[balkan tiger]

Woke up in a York hotel room dressed as a chimney sweep.

Was it your stag night?

 

[HHH]

Was it your stag night?

My mates.

Sadly most of the hen nights seemed to be going on tonight when we left.

 

[HHH]

I also have been left to my own devices all weekend as the woman has been at work. I've taken little one to the zoo, had two ****s while she had a nap, cooked myself dinner and just sat down to have a nice cold beer and realised I forgot to put any in the fridge.

One must simply make the most of one's opportunities to knock one out.

 

[Ron Burguvdy]

Cut the grass, washed the car, making lunch, later go out for a cycle ride & try not to get burnt today ...

66 miles - actually got quite cool at one point & strong wind in whatever direction I was riding ... sat watching KoL with whatever bitter i got from Aldi / Lidl the other day ( I think the salad tip saved me from getting burnt )

 

[GLP]

Did you walk the old railway line? That's a cracker. If you need a snack on the way home pop into Middlesbrough. There's a handy macdonalds there.

We did the chimney stack out of Rosedale along the old railway track out onto the road for the red lion. Then drop back into the valley and along the river back into Rosedale. Rosedale to Middlesbrough to East Yorks?? Doesn't work! We're here for another couple of nights.

 

[modnrock]

Up at 0715 for no good reason other than im tight! So made coffee porridge washing up water shaving water and cooked curry on my outdoor wood stove. Went to Morrisons. Fuelled my lammie and did a blast around. Back to await wifes return from Germany and the end of 5 days peace. Woodsmoke, two stroke ahh.

 

[Mr Hatem]

Up at 0715 for no good reason other than im tight! So made coffee porridge washing up water shaving water and cooked curry on my outdoor wood stove. Went to Morrisons. Fuelled my lammie and did a blast around. Back to await wifes return from Germany and the end of 5 days peace. Woodsmoke, two stroke ahh.

Is a translation available?

 

[modnrock]

Chuck a couple of apostrophes in and it all becomes clear.

 

[Mr Hatem]

Chuck a couple of apostrophes in and it all becomes clear.

In the coffee? porridge? washing up water? shaving water? or the curry?

 

[modnrock]

Ewww ive never chucked anything in any of them!

 

[The greengrocer]

Up at 0715 for no good reason other than im tight! So made coffee porridge washing up water shaving water and cooked curry on my outdoor wood stove. Went to Morrisons. Fuelled my lammie and did a blast around. Back to await wifes return from Germany and the end of 5 days peace. Woodsmoke, two stroke ahh.

WTF?

 

[modnrock]

WTF?

WTF? What i did sunday! Is it translating into something im not seeing? Jesus H Christ.

 

[John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.]

Spent most of yesterday cycling around East Riding, covered 66 miles in about 5 hours in the saddle, by jove I had a sore arse by the time I got home.

 

[modnrock]

Spent most of yesterday cycling around East Riding, covered 66 miles in about 5 hours in the saddle, by jove I had a sore arse by the time I got home.

Was jove riding pillion then?

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Spent most of yesterday cycling around East Riding, covered 66 miles in about 5 hours in the saddle, by jove I had a sore arse by the time I got home.

Why, what you been up to?