... more likely a ratllesnake than a grass snake by the sound of things Sky .. do you still want to see my Inland Taipan when I come to Weymouth?
I was already well down the line with the big reveal, you muppet! I started this character back in 2011, but just because you "cottoned on" after I had already dropped enough clues for deaf, dumb and blind wombat to pick up on - IN 2017!!! - you had it covered! Unbelievable!
You're all cleverer than me. I've had you all leaping into nets, but you're all cleverer than me. I get it. At one point, I was catching so much fish, that I had to get Angling Direct Tackle Shop UK to send me an emergency quota of landing nets via Pickfords.
So, you admit that we are different posters, now? Me in fishnets, sitting on the edge of the car-seat in that lonely Basingstoke lay-by, and Saints stood there watching me?
Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is defined by the American Psychiatric Association as a personality disorder characterised by a pattern of excessive attention-seeking emotions, usually beginning in early adulthood, including inappropriately seductive behavior and an excessive need for approval.
You'd not used the account for 5 years, that's the reason no-one had it pegged as you ffs Within a day of you using it, you'd been bubbled, as you're about as subtle as a cart load of horse ****. Amazing how you could remember the password for it, after not using it for 5 years, but you couldn't remember the A87 one...
HPD lies in the dramaticcluster of personality disorders.[3] People with HPD have a high need for attention, make loud and inappropriate appearances, exaggerate their behaviors and emotions, and crave stimulation.[3] They may exhibit sexually provocative behavior, express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, and can be easily influenced by others. Associated features include egocentrism, self-indulgence, continuous longing for appreciation, and persistent manipulative behavior to achieve their own needs.
Ripping The Piss Syndrome is a condition characterised by someone of high intellect and a supremely honed wit having fun and idly enjoying himself. It is often associated with Scratching My Bollocks And Typing One-Handed Disorder.
A mnemonic that can be used to remember the characteristics of histrionic personality disorder is shortened as "PRAISE ME":[8][9] Provocative (or seductive) behavior Relationships are considered more intimate than they actually are Attention-seeking Influenced easily by others or circumstances Speech (style) wants to impress; lacks detail Emotional lability; shallowness Make-up; physical appearance is used to draw attention to self Exaggerated emotions; theatrical