Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

Lol, i got confused cause i read it as this

""Wrong. Me (1), both daughters (2&3), one daughter boyfriend (4), mate (5). me and the eldest are staying with and my mate, the judge"

I thought list ended at mate, then saying him and his eldest staying at that same mate, who is also known as the judge

 

It could easily read like that. It's ambiguous, which is why sometimes grammar is more than just pedantry.<smugbastardsmiley>
I was going on the fact that he had 6 tickets and explained who they were for - there had to be 6 people in there, you just had to find them.
A sort of literary Where's Wally?

 

I still think he's after a threesome.

 

Are you being deliberately thick? I use only perfect grammar.

1. Me
2. Eldest daughter
3. Youngest daughter
4. Youngest daughter's boyfriend, George
5. Mate in London I'm staying with
6. The Judge

 

Knob off

 

Defo not up to your usual standard - though it was fun seeing them twist themselves in knots trying to work it out.

 

I was irritated

In other news, I have ANOTHER hospital appointment (thankfully in Warrington this time) next week for a bone densitometry scan

 

They're going to check how dense you are?

 

#deliberatelyobtuse

 

Contactless?

 

Yeah it wears glasses

 

Genders don't exist anymore anyway.

 

Are you saying that from a cisgender or transgender perspective

 

Neither. I have no gender.

 

I think you're right. He's wrong and you're right. He doesn't know what the **** he's talking about. Which means there's a spare ticket for me.

 

Agender

Or are you Postgender

??

 

I liked you more when you weren't here.

 

I like me more when you are here.

 

I liked him more when he had a gender

 

I like you more when I am here