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Why we won't win at Palace.

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Chilton's Hundreds, May 8, 2017.

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  1. steverico

    steverico Well-Known Member

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    We beat Palace two years ago late in season and still went down, Were ****ed
     
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  2. PLT

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    Half expecting some kind of twist that I've not thought of, but, 610?
     
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    PLT, May 12, 2017
  3. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    You should never twist a tigers tale.[sic]

    I don't know the definitive answer, but I think I got higher number than that.

    My reckoning, and I'm bracing myself if I'm wrong.

    5 soldiers = 10 legs.
    25x5 big tigers = 500 legs.
    125 x 5 cubs = 2,500 legs.

    = 3010 legs, plus your own, = 3012 legs in total.
     
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  4. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    I got the answer 42 obvs.
     
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    Mr Hatem, May 12, 2017
  5. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    How many obvs to the foot?
     
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    DMD, May 12, 2017
  6. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Great Assyrian cubit = 25.26 inches
     
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  7. DMD

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    I wouldn't use that as a yardstick.
     
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  8. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    My John Thomas is a foot long but I don't use it as a rule.
     
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  9. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Do your balls get in your eyes?
     
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  10. Mr Hatem

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    No, unfotunately they are tiny.
     
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  11. Plum

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    I'm sure there's a twist too, however I got 2510!
     
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  12. Chilton's Hundreds

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    Hull City use a similar formula to calculate match day attendances.
     
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  13. PLT

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    Went through it again for sanity. Got 3002...
     
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    PLT, May 12, 2017
  14. Chilton's Hundreds

    Chilton's Hundreds Well-Known Member

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    I think it's 3000 plus the soldiers legs and 'your' legs but it's not mentioned how many legs they have. Could be soldier ants for all we know
    and 'you' could be a millipede.












    Not that I'm saying you're a millipede.
     
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  15. DMD

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    I think the trick is that the big tigers eat some of teh little tigers, and **** all over the Palace.
     
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    DMD, May 12, 2017
  16. Mr Hatem

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    I think that should be "ewe" which has four legs unless any are missing.
     
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    Mr Hatem, May 12, 2017
  17. PLT

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    Well what a surprise.
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Because you're ****? <whistle>
     
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  19. PLT

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    Well fancy Palace getting a penalty against us and us being turned down a stonewaller. What an enormous and entirely unpredictable shock that is.
     
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    PLT, May 14, 2017
  20. SydneyTiger14

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    Nothing to do with the result at all.
     
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