Here we go!
What a weasel you are, Pix!
Sure, Tobes got this horribly wrong, but he's done the decent thing, but not just asking for proof, but accepting the proof when it was produced. You, however, encouraged him every inch of the way, and sat on the side-lines chuckling away with Bambi and Skiddy, egging him on!
Now that your wumming has been exposed as nothing more than yet another colossal ****-up, you're throwing it back at Tobias and saying, "It wasn't me, it was him!"
No, Pix! It was you, mate, and the shame is entirely yours.