Sol Campbell

@Hoddle Is A God

 

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Doubt it somehow, I started a thread about why darts players are fat...

All you came up with was 'better balance to aim' or some ****

 

Except for fantastic multi-professional genes.

 

@DMD

Yo fam??!!??

u der??

 

BTW - The Darts board is very similar to the Chelsea and Arsenal board.

Hopefully someone pops by to say hello at some point today.

 

Quentin, Quentin, Quentin ... any opinion you have on 'character' would be flawed by definition ... you have none ... you are a bet welcher and a comical fraud buddy

PS ...there is little chance of any woman ever having been scorned by you ... very doubtful that you've got close enough to one in real life ... other than your mum and Aunty Sky of course

 

But I started a thread to claim it as mine.

That's how these things work sky, you should know this ffs

 

Fossy seems overly obsessed about me today. Bit strange mate, ay?
GP appointment worth while? You are showing symptoms of nob jockey syndrome.

 

I've been to Lakeside though and also had a pint with The Viking in the Elephants Head in Sevenoaks about 10 years back.

Can you beat that? No. Move over - a new Dart sheriff is in town.

 

Not at all buddy ... just a tad disappointed with the predictability tbh ...

"I haven't really read this thread (honest guv) because it's about Sol Campbell (inject some credibility to where this will inevitably go) but just in case you lads are taking the piss out of HIAG .... blah blah blah ... misundersood .... does it for laughs .... wum masater ... known he was Saints all along ..... here you all are talking about my boy .... spinny spin spin ... fart"

 

But I claimed it first.

In the world of claiming things that beats all.

Sorry Sky but you're **** out of luck this time buddy, just too slow.

That skunk's affecting your thinking/reactions <whistle

 

Some of my very wums have seemed to be little more than gibberish, Libby, only for the penny to deftly drop at some later date.

Mind you, I cannot guarantee that is going to happen this time.

 

... that sentence is certainly gibberish

 

No, it wasn't like that!

It wasn't mere glee, it was a sarcastic, piss-taking smirk. He could only have made it worse had he ran up to us Spurs fans, got his wedding-tackle out, and mimicked taking us each up the arse.

It was that kind of smirk, Bodi.

 

I would, mate. However, the minute I show my face the whole place is going to fall apart (apparently).

Even my talking about that board has put the kiss of death on it.

 

That's true, stay away. Darts is boring enough.

 

There must be some tame, unsuspecting board that we can stealth wum?

What's the F1 board like?

I know all kinds of stuff about engines and tyres that I could impart to any to the Nigels and Malcolms on that board.

 

Grow up ffs, Bambi!

It wasn't that funny.