Off Topic Marathon Running

That wouldn't be a very intelligent response, Bruv!

 

Bambi ****ed up massively.

I hope that the likes of Pixie and Akky are going to come down on his ass like a ton of bricks?

 

To be fair its gone 9am..Akky will be at school, Piskie probably gone for a Surf in his paddling Pool, you going for a run today?

 

I'll be going for a run this evening, after work, Bruv.

 

Nice one...i've got a date(****) with Famke Janssen(my hand) at the Ritz(my bedroom) later(in 5 minutes).

 

Happy tugging, my friend.

 

Good to see that your Hamstring in your Achilles, that ended your running days has healed mate

 

Hastings & San Francisco... are practically identical

 

I found this picture of me with my four gold medals from the 1997 Commonwealth Games.

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Well done mate

 

Thanks, it was a great achievement by me.

 

Saxon King Harold Godwinson fought the Dane Harald Hadrada at Stamford Bridge (nope. The one in Yorkshire) before hot footing it back south to confront William the Bastard's army near Hastings

For the pedants among you.

 

2004 SF marathon

 

The medals don't lie mate.

 

I still remember a stag do joke about this.

To précis it, the night before the battle Harold is watching his army's arrow practice. Everything is fine apart from one guy who's hopeless. He asks his lieutenant what's the matter with the soldier. 'He's new, still learning sire'
As he's leaving he pulls the lieutenant to one side and says 'when the battle starts tomorrow, put that **** at the back. He's liable to have some poor ****er's eye out'

 

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Here's a pic of me from the weekend. Won that after a boxing fight I did. No biggy.

 

I did a horizontal marathon at the weekend with Rachel Riley

Shame I didn't take any photos

 

Nice one fella. Low key affair ?

 

Rachel spent the rest of the weekend with me. She said you were rubbish ...

 

Only 90k. No biggie.