There's just so many things wrong with that story. The Star don't even try to pretend they're real news, do they?
Daily Star = Daily Sport + intern with O level Journalism.
There's just so many things wrong with that story. The Star don't even try to pretend they're real news, do they?



If a jokes worth telling, it's worth telling twice!!Manchester City believe they can tempt Tottenham into selling Kyle Walker, despite chairman Daniel Levy's preference being a move abroad for the 26-year-old right-back - if manager Mauricio Pochettino gives the green light on a move. (Daily Telegraph)
If Poch gives the green light?
Firstly, he won't. Secondly, he won't. Oh, and thirdly, he wont.
Levy must be laughing at these tossers.

ESPN claiming Bruma is close to signing for us, £9m+ deal.
to the ESPN hacks.Chelsea and Everton will have to break the bank to sign Napoli defender Kalidou Koulibaly and hope the Italian club can identify a replacement for the 25-year-old. ...
Everton have set aside £21m in order to tie up a deal for Anderlecht's 19-year-old midfielder Youri Tielemans. (Sport/Voetbal Magazine via Talksport)
LEVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It makes me laugh, the idea that clubs wanting to secure good, young talent, instead of going about the task in a quiet and clandestine manner to keep everything under wraps, go immediately to gobby hacks so they can splash it all over the hack-sheets and warn every single one of their rivals!
CalcioMercato are reporting that Newcastle want to re-sign Sissoko in the summer.
How long before the HMRC are banging at Levy's door to charge him with player laundering?

The first thing that came to mind was the talk that we actually paid just £6m for Sissoko: we paid a loan fee masquerading as a transfer fee.With the way we've been mugged off, HMRC won't have much of a case.
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The first thing that came to mind was the talk that we actually paid just £6m for Sissoko: we paid a loan fee masquerading as a transfer fee.
If you leak things after you've been told not to, then you're a bit stupid, in my opinion.The point is, it only takes one gobshite in a club to seriously ruin things.
Some of you may recall that in the Bale summer, Spurcat said the club had officially
told all personnel to say nothing to the press on the matter. I also recall he said
someone did exactly that towards the end and was caught (trying to make some
money out of it) .