Off Topic The Clockstander and Nacho great

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Commachio

Commachio

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Satada neet hop.

Put on your dancing shoes, you sexy little thing. As the Artic Monkeys crowed.


From Nos doing the Waltz in the 30's, Clockstander doing the fly in the 50's, Billy po-going in the 70's and Nacho feeling his invisible knees in some sttange jerky motions.

How limited or unlimited is your bestest grooving movements?

Are you a natural born dance floor killer or clearer?

My limited man at C&A shuffle, didn't really get the gussets sopping. More of a 'ere man **** off ya twat or I'll get the bouncers'was usually more like it.


So are/were you a John Travolta or more a hippo on speed type?
 
Like most blokes I'll only get up there once I've had a drink, I'm probably crap apart from my spot on Charleston obviously. Can be a good laugh though if you're not feeling self conscious.
 
I used to strut my stuff in the good old days
The rink
The Mecca
Weatherals
Them were the days in the 60s
Not now though
 
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I can't dance for jack ****.
Too self conscious & shy.
The pogo was alright as basically all you had to do was jump up & down.
Alas, I couldn't even do that in time to the music.

I used to hate the school discos.
God forbid if a lass asked me to dance.
I'd just end up shuffling about looking like a right stiff twat.
 
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I'm gonna give myself a 6/10, I mean, the dancing days are probably behind me now, but I never had any trouble with the ladies.

The key is definitely being able to take the piss out of yourself, at that point the bird's legs are practically open for business.
 
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Breakdancing used to be my jam in my young days when I was fit enough to do the caterpillar and standing backflips and headspins!! No good at any of that stuff now

Singing was always my big thing which got me women! Far better looking than I would ever have been capable of if not for my voice!! Used to sing Every Breath you take by the police on Karaoke and the women melted over it! Wet knickers everywhere!!
 
marcusblackcat said:
Breakdancing used to be my jam in my young days when I was fit enough to do the caterpillar and standing backflips and headspins!! No good at any of that stuff now

Singing was always my big thing which got me women! Far better looking than I would ever have been capable of if not for my voice!! Used to sing Every Breath you take by the police on Karaoke and the women melted over it! Wet knickers everywhere!!
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You sure you weren't singing in a retirement home mate?
 
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marcusblackcat said:
Used to sing Every Breath you take by the police on Karaoke and the women melted over it! Wet knickers everywhere!!
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Tel said:
You sure you weren't singing in a retirement home mate?
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Im trying not to conjure any images.

All i can vision is Marcus singing and Billy and Gil spit roasting some old dear in the potting room.
 
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commachio1 said:
Im trying not to conjure any images.

All i can vision is Marcus singing and Billy and Gil spit roasting some old dear in the potting room.
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Marcus shouting the odds off half way through the song because Lee Cattermole's grandma is being escorted off the premises for tripping up Gil's bird.
 
Tel said:
Marcus shouting the odds off half way through the song because Lee Cattermole's grandma is being escorted off the premises for tripping up Gil's bird.
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To the tune of Bodies by Drowning Pool.
 
commachio1 said:
Just say NO.

Methane Monty outside the Bridges, money for Harpic.
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I have 2 compression fractures in my neck now - apparently from a car crash (although I had never had an x-ray prior to the car crash it apparently came from) Might have something to do with that stupidity when I was younger!!
 
marcusblackcat said:
I have 2 compression fractures in my neck now - apparently from a car crash (although I had never had an x-ray prior to the car crash it apparently came from) Might have something to do with that stupidity when I was younger!!
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It doesn't look the safest dance move.
 
Dancing is a piece of piss. I've always pulled on the dance floor. Women see a man who can dance and they know, oh they know.
 
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