Things you'd put in Room 101

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Hopefully Room 101's big because I'm sticking in anyone and everyone connected to Sales and Marketing.
 
Maybe you're right.
Ok then I proclaim an official exemption for all of those engaged in the mechanical process of supplying goods.

However I would also increase the punishment for anyone practicing any form of commercial persuasion to have their vocal chords removed.
Fair?
 
Plum said:
Especially those who ride in the road when there's a perfectly good cycle lane next to them.
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Roads aren't race tracks for peddlers, if they want to take up the whole road they should go to a velodrome
 
A bloke at work used to sometimes drive there, sometimes cycle there. When he drove, cyclist were ****s, when he cycled drivers were ****s.
 
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desfrog said:
Roads aren't race tracks for peddlers, if they want to take up the whole road they should go to a velodrome
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" **** da traffic!! I races when I wants to."
 
Girls that flap their hands in front of their eyes when they're welling up.

People that cry to get through to the next round on shows like the X Factor.

People that root for people that cry on the X factor because of the simple fact that they've cried.

Papercuts

Hangovers

People who stop in front of you for no apparent reason when walking through a city centre or busy area.

'Lads' - detestable

Middle aged women of luxury who cause delays in shops by creating a scene because they claim it's 'disgusting' that they can't return an item they have clearly used, essentially spitting their dummy out because some poor sod behind a till can't necessarily just go along with this person's inherent, delusional belief they have a god given right to do what the **** they want regardless of store policies.

Mushrooms
 
'Worldy'
'Back stick' instead of far post
'Bounce up' instead of drop ball.

Pious virtue-signalling commentators.
Use of 'Lawro' and 'Chappers'
 
City Man, why do you often quote other posts without adding a comment? I'm desperate for your thoughts!
 
Windassisgod said:
The stirrers for coffee and teas the annoying wooden stick things!!! Give me a bloody teaspoon!
Tomato ends too.
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The whole coffee craze for me. Arabian, Ethiopian, Colombian etc etc. the word barista ffs you're pouring a cup if coffee.
But then after all this twatting about they walk off with it in a paper cup!! That has to mess up any flavor completely.
 
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