The Chelsea meltdown thread
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I'll pass on the Turd mate.Think my work is done for the morning ... spuds nicely mashed ... what to have with them?..
Oh the ironyIndeed he is
And the half right bit was being a dick, just failed on the clever
Indeed he is
And the half right bit was being a dick, just failed on the clever
... if I was half right, what was the point in your post? ... were you perhaps determined to look superior? ... you cock
Ok, I'll explain my joke. I suggested you wanted to be a clever dick but got it half right. In other words you nailed the being a dick bit, but failed miserably at the clever bit. Not a great joke, I'll hold my hands up.... if I was half right, what was the point in your post? ... were you perhaps determined to look superior? ... you cock
So you accept you were determined to be superior?
...depite failing you gotta love a penitent 
So your tactic is to throw my accusation back at me? Get your own accusationsSo you accept you were determined to be superior?
So your tactic is to throw my accusation back at me? Get your own accusations
what accusation? ... that you clearly have no understanding of powered transport?
is this you?
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My knowledge of powered transport is indeed limited, but I know how to read.what accusation? ... that you clearly have no understanding of powered transport?
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You appear to have a a garden stake impaled through your neck ... that must hurt
Come on, you can do better than that?You appear to have a a garden stake impaled through your neck ... that must hurt
OK .. you appear to have a garden stake impaling you from below the jawbone and emeginging from the rear of the skull ... fortunately you are a Spurs fan and as such the likelihood is that the spike may well have travelled completely through the spaces where the temporal and occipital lobes would be located in those with a brain
ooh so close. Your jaw must be aching, what with the crap jokes you seemingly find so funny.OK .. you appear to have a garden stake impaling you from below the jawbone and emeginging from the rear of the skull ... fortunately you are a Spurs fan and as such the likelihood is that the spike may well have travelled completely through the spaces where the temporal and occipital lobes would be located in those with a brain
... jokes tend to have a particular structure and a punchline ... you seem confused again ... rather like about what makes some 'work'... I can see you are having a stressful day, so let's see if we can cheer you up with a joke .. you'll love this one ... it's a "doozie"
"What comes third in a two horse race?"
Er...No. Actually, he can't!..
Oh yes he can
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