Wee Jimmy Krankie shouts for another independent referendum!

looks like we'll need to add 10 feet and barbed wire to Hadrians wall.

 

And make Scotland pay for it.

 

If Scotland became independent and managed to be a member of the EU theres a decent chance Scotland would own England's arse

 

Make Mexico pay for it.

 

If Nicola Sturgeon had a penis and managed to learn to sing and dance theres a decent chance she could be the next Justin Bieber

 

We would just ban English immigration ...

 

There would be hordes of Guardian readers and people like Archers seeking asylum in Europe.

 

Thank **** for that, and all the Scots here in England can **** off too

 

Scots will be begging to come back.

 

There is about 750,000 Jocks living in England and about 400,000 English living in Scotland.
Seeing as the population of England is about 53 million and the population of Scotland is about 5.3 million .
Draw your own conclusions.

 

Sounds a fair trade off then, the English are probably up there to work, the Scots are probably down here slumming it on benefits, might as well throw the tax burden back Si.

 

Other than the two Dr Whos and the moody tennis player I doubt the others would be missed.

 

Si, when you say 750,000 Jocks, did you check what Scottish football team they supported?

 

That's at least 150k Scotsirish to discount

 

Exactly my point, so we need to establish if they will be leaving by land or sea

 

I imagine that there are more Scots in England than visa versa because they can afford cars .

 

3 weeks cruise p

 

Probably them daft ****s driving up the wrong way on the carriageways, can't really expect much else when they get confused how to vote on a ballot paper.

 

Delboy jet ski style i hope

 

Just like last referendum, little real interest among Scots, like most people I was apathetic, now i just don't care, its Deja Vu all over again.