Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Psychotherapy for Retirees

How to Maintain a Healthy Level
Of Insanity in RETIREMENT...

1.
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down!
2.
On all your check stubs, write, "For Sexual Favors"
3.
Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.
4.
With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
5.
Sing along at The Opera.
6.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7.
When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8.
Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go....'
9.
Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.


And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My Favorite...
10.
Go to a large Department store's fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out, "There's no paper in here!"

 

Can't find the conspiracy thread, this would be better in there.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...oman-asks-Amazon-s-Alexa-s-connected-CIA.html

http://video.dailymail.co.uk/previe...416213524/636x382_MP4_8704108033416213524.mp4

 

Hebbsy is my brother-in-law, city mad he is, I'm surprised that he isn't keeping the number himself

 

And this one ... just hope it doesn't break the politics prohibition.

 

Velvet Underground and Nico is 50 years young today.

 

Walt Dali...

 

Yet, for some reason you missed the anniversary of Queen's first chart entry. I was surprised.

I know a Velvet underground fanatic, has been since they first tarted. We agree to disagree.

 

No politics. Ta.

 

Probably because I'm a) not on here every single day, and b) only posting 'proper' anniversaries from now on, aka ones that end in 5 or 0.

Also I don't care much for Queen.

 

You like Velvet Underground?

 

So you've taken the hint?

 

Yes. If I thought they were utter ****e I wouldn't have posted t.

*cue condescending post from Castro about how VU are bollocks*

 

No, I'm just busier with work and don't come on here as often. You having hissy fits has nothing to do with it.

 

You used the phrase " proper " that's all.

 

Probably because I couldn't think of a good way to describe at the time.

Of course, you being the sad sod you are on this matter, would try to turn that.

Good day.

 

Just asked if you liked another band from decades before you were born. Was around at the time and never rated them. Another band, like, e the Doors, more lauded now than they were then.

 

That's nothing out of the ordinary. Many films have similar happen to them. Movies such as Blade Runner, The Shining, Psycho, Predator, 2001 and Citizen Kane among others were not held in the high regard they are now.

 

Great films like The Third Man were.