Mrs May is playing poker.
David Davis holds the joker.
Jean-Claude Juncker’s going spare.
Trump defibrillates his hair.
Daniel Hannan tries to barter
NHS for Magna Carta.
Sturgeon’s in a tartan bind.
Farron’s out of sight and mind.
Philip Hammond’s sweating buckets
Over florins, groats and duckets.
Diane Abbot’s gone to pieces:
From today free movement ceases.
Jezza knows not what to do.
Nigel’s drinking from a shoe.
Michael’s playing with the matches.
Boris sits and grins and scratches.
David Davis holds the joker.
Jean-Claude Juncker’s going spare.
Trump defibrillates his hair.
Daniel Hannan tries to barter
NHS for Magna Carta.
Sturgeon’s in a tartan bind.
Farron’s out of sight and mind.
Philip Hammond’s sweating buckets
Over florins, groats and duckets.
Diane Abbot’s gone to pieces:
From today free movement ceases.
Jezza knows not what to do.
Nigel’s drinking from a shoe.
Michael’s playing with the matches.
Boris sits and grins and scratches.



