Which Newcastle player should we sign next?

[terrifictraore]

He looks like a male version of Heather from Eastenders

 

[NUFC63]

Oh yeah of course I forgot, newcastle is such an upper class area where everyone is a millionaire and lives in mansions.

It's so posh that in benwell they have those new fangled brick windows

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Hang on, was it not Liverpool where the residents decided to loot/ riot in their own City? Oo yer, thought so.

 

[Bozz]

that also happened in Birmingham, Manchester and London and it was a hell of a lot worse in those cities compared to Liverpool

 

[Tiote's Witch Doctor]

that also happened in Birmingham, Manchester and London and it was a hell of a lot worse in those cities compared to Liverpool

So that makes it alright then?

 

[Colly NUFC]

Hey, I said Perchy on the first page! Stop stealing my joke!

 

[terrifictraore]

Hang on, was it not Liverpool where the residents decided to loot/ riot in their own City? Oo yer, thought so.

they only reason they didn't in newcastle is cos there is feck all worth nicking.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Perch for 80m... Your board will be daft enough to pay it too...

 

[TheLittleGeordie]

Now i remeber why i hate scousers. Shame, there are quite a few decent ones on here as well. Pitty some let them all down

PS i dont know how serious this thread was ment to be ut i do get fed up with people talking like this

 

[A November Night In Rotterdam]

they only reason they didn't in newcastle is cos there is feck all worth nicking.

Well you've just nicked one of the league's best left backs so I beg to differ.

 

[Hatem Is A Geordie]

James Perch would suit you guys

 

[terrifictraore]

Well you've just nicked one of the league's best left backs so I beg to differ.

fair point although i didn't see any rioters on tv leaving behind £6M for any of their "acquisitions"

 

[beardface]

No we've already filled our "Players made of biscuits" quota, which is why we didn't sign Ben Arfa and Marveaux.

Yeah, sure, thats why you didnt sign Marveaux....

 

[Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat]

James Perch would suit you guys

He has a bit of self respect so I think he would never go to that dump.

 

[A November Night In Rotterdam]

fair point although i didn't see any rioters on tv leaving behind £6M for any of their "acquisitions"

With our owner, you may aswell have left a toffee wrapper.

 

[terrifictraore]

With our owner, you may aswell have left a toffee wrapper.

that would still leave you with more to spend than our blue neighbours!

 

[iliveinasewer]

It upsets me greatly that no one has mentioned Joey Barton. Given the amount of absolute animals in our squad he'd fit right in, he could talk ear biting with Suarez, or return to sparring with Carroll, or maybe even try a bit of Greek wrestling.

 

[DuD]

There was a documentary on BBC the other night and it showed the Newcastle upper class areas of Byker and Walker.

There was a thread on that "documentary" a while back.
Try looking it up.

Assuming when you say documentary you mean ****ty BBC 3 "reality" TV show.

 

[DuD]

It upsets me greatly that no one has mentioned Joey Barton. Given the amount of absolute animals in our squad he'd fit right in, he could talk ear biting with Suarez, or return to sparring with Carroll, or maybe even try a bit of Greek wrestling.

Too bad he's a blue...

 

[Spiderman-Mask]

The very idea that Tiote would go to Liverpool

 

[SSJNUFC]

Dont worry lads I've heard it on very good authority that "THIS SEASON IS THEIR SEASON".............

this season? wasnt last season there season? no actually was the season before that, actually was it not the season before that? no am wrong it was the season before that! wrong again was the season before that!! come to think about it, every premiership season has been there season! when in reality none of the premiership seasons have been theres