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Tel said:
They'd make us breakfast and everything, proper hosts student nurses. It was like a really good hotel where you get to shag the staff.
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I wouldn't shag the patients lol. She was doing nightshifts in some old woman's house, and I used to wait until she got put to bed and then go round, I used to take cans and ring a pizza in, bend her over and leave before 5 in the morning. One night I was humping her and the old woman had got up and came shuffling in the sittenroom wearing only her nappy. She was mentally ******ed so couldn't say nothing. I was only about 19 at the time, but when I think back now it feels canny shocking and she would have been struck off if we had ever been caught.
 
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Safc83 said:
I wouldn't shag the patients lol. She was doing nightshifts in some old woman's house, and I used to wait until she got put to bed and then go round, I used to take cans and ring a pizza in, bend her over and leave before 5 in the morning. One night I was humping her and the old woman had got up and came shuffling in the sittenroom wearing only her nappy. She was mentally ******ed so couldn't say nothing. I was only about 19 at the time, but when I think back now it feels canny shocking and she would have been struck off if we had ever been caught.
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No shame <laugh>
 
Indian is one I can't remember porking, I think the best shag I've had was with a Yank, she was incredible. Julie, she was called. I'm off to find her on Facebook.
 
Safc83 said:
My ex had her mate round one night and I had my mate over. I went to bed early because I just couldn't be bothered, they stayed downstairs drinking. My mate had ****ed off, and I had fell asleep, I was woke up by getting elbowed when I opened my eye, my lass was on top of her pal necking on and her mate had her tits out. It was game on then, had a wicked night. It was in Hebburn, strangely enough.

MFF is class, you should go behind your wifes back and pay for it one night, if that's what it takes.

MMF is nigh on impossible to get serious. You just do it for **** and giggles, high 5's and all that jazz.
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good old Hebburn, know few girls from there obviously as its where im from, wonder if i know either of them??
glad you said jazz and not all that jizz <laugh><laugh>
Thought about paying for it before as i would imagine its every (normal) blokes fantasy, well one of mine anyway even at 53.
 
Harison Ford: "Was that airline supposed to be underneath me?"
Air Traffic Control: "Yes Harrison it was. You weren't supposed to be above it you dodgy geriatric ****."

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Bri said:
Harison Ford: "Was that airline supposed to be underneath me?"
Air Traffic Control: "Yes Harrison it was. You weren't supposed to be above it you dodgy geriatric ****."

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Just heard about that on the radio, he went to the wrong runway apparently?
Not the first time he has made a cock up either. Dopey auld cnut should have his licence taken away.
 
crumble bungle said:
Just heard about that on the radio, he went to the wrong runway apparently?
Not the first time he has made a cock up either. Dopey auld cnut should have his licence taken away.
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He crash landed on a golf course last year. Must have been worried about missing his tee-time.

All these air incidents. I wonder if his missis is piling up his life insurance. She's a lot younger than him.
 
Little 7 foot wide end of terrace 'house' in London costs 900K, this is what you'd get for the same money near me. I don't get it, London isn't even nice.

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