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Whale spunk

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jobby Funbags, Aug 11, 2011.

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    - SW6 - Well-Known Member

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    Third picture down<laugh>

    please log in to view this image
     
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  3. <laugh><ok>
     
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  4. _Rep_

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    This is all fine an dandy until someone decides to condition something a little bit lower. In a few years we're going to have mutant whale humans running riot.
     
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  5. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Ah whale spunk, the reason the oceans are so salty <diva>
     
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Is that Tina?

    Nah about 25 years too young.
     
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  7. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    its not whale spunk thats my neighbour and shes gullible as **** :bandit:
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    whatever next , wales spunk ?
     
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    <grr><laugh>

    Man milk's extremely good moisturiser. I'll try it on the hair at the weekend and let you know how it goes.

    <ok>
     
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  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    straight out of the blow-hole ?
     
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    they use bull spunk in chemical hair straightening. i bet they dont tell the girls what they're putting on their hair though <laugh>
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    <laugh><laugh>

    Isn't it true that they put deer cum in some perfumes too?
     
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    i wouldnt be surprised! i think a lot of people would be horrified to know what goes into products that they eat/put on their skin/hair etc.

    hate to be the person that has to collect these 'special' ingredients, like a scene out of Jackass!
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    I never thought about the actual collection of the stuff.

    <laugh><yikes>
     
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  17. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    bet they enjoy it <ok> <laugh>
     
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  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    " Because You`re Worth It "
     
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    How did they get whale semen? The blue whale has the largest penis in the animal kingdom...must have taken one hell of a slut to get that motor running.
     
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  20. Tina_old

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    Imagine putting that on an advert for the job centre <laugh>

    ****er/semen collector wanted, for both deer and whales.

    <laugh><laugh>
     
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