Rival watch

lol as much as i don't want city to win pretty sure that the "legitimate goal" was as blatant a pull back as you can see. I dont even know why he did it as he's way quicker than stones

 

I think we can safely stop posting about Leicester on the 'rivals watch' thread we appear to have been rivals for one season and to be perfectly honest that was enough and now they are mixing with their usual rivals, and we can just ignore them again!

 

Went to my doctor today.They showed how much they loved me by telling I had pneumonia and sent a pretty nurse to stick a nasty needle in my butt! Then went ahead and stuck me again removing about 10 gallons of blood from my arm....and finished with 4 xrays.
I wasn't feeling well before....I'm feeling bloody worse now!

.....and now,back to football!

 

Yet still you feel better than a Coventry fan

 

Mark Cluntenberg is threatening to flounce off to China.

I'm sure this board alone is more than willing to raise the £684.67 needed to make his dream come true: https://www.airchina.co.uk/CAOnline/dyn/air/booking/availability

 

Oh please, pretty please, GO!!

 

Get well soon, Smithy.

 

Citeh have announced that the 'New Messiah' has broken his toe. Jesus nailed weeks before Easter?

 

Poor souls. Have to rely on reserves like Aguero now

 

With Iheanacho as the back-up. It must be hell to have that much money?

 

All hail the "discovery" of the season. Mind you, I think it's easier to discover players when you have to pay £30 million for them. Mind you, that didn't help them with goodness knows how many failed £30 million players! I would argue that Dele is a discovery, Jesus cost more than most in the PL so can he really be one?

And vaguely on the subject HIAG says I don't have a sense of humour so here goes:

I met Jesus once - in America. When I came back over the border after a trip to Mexico he was in the boot of my car.

 

How did they unearth such an unknown prospect? He's only scored four goals for Brazil.

 

Due to return soon after.......

 

I prefer Damarai Gray. Looks a better prospect.

 

....to Jesus...or Dele....or Vimhawk?

 

All three, but Dele's no longer a prospect......

Jesus on crutches. Never googled that before.

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I like Gray and was suggesting we buy him 2 years ago. I'm not sure he's as good as the other 2 but he's got the skill to move upwards and make it into a CL club. He would have been a far more Spurs buy than N'Jie or GKN or Sissoko.

 

Stunning first half of football in Paris tonight. 2-0 to PSG.

 

Couldn't help but notice pretty much the entire English football press saying PSG may as well have called in sick for this one...

 

laughable really. barca have been off it for some time this season but much like Liverpool or United they are constantly hyped.