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Burly Hurley said:
<laugh> Good try Constable Plod.

He wasn't falling for it though!
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if he was going to tell us he would, obviously its something he is very ashamed off.
Maybe like getting caught pissing in public or flashing his todger at some old lady.
I can appreciate why he doesn't want anyone to know so we cant ridicule him.
i might however pop over to the court just to say hello :emoticon-0105-wink:
 
Billy the Bastard said:
Still getting **** off the 5'O's mate?
****ers.
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It's a joke, mate.

They've been 5 times to my home in the last 2 months, the last time was laughable. I lost somebody close to me and being from Jarrow, the Northumbria Police heard about it and took it upon themselves to contact the Durham Constabulary, to come and check on my welfare. Which is absolute bollocks, they were just being nosey.

I'm going to see my solicitor now to see what I can do about it, because I feel like they are suffocating me and to be honest, if they don't back off I'll end up exploding which won't end well, for me, or for them. It shouldn't be like this, they need to just let me crack on with life. ****s.
 
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Safc83 said:
It's a joke, mate.

They've been 5 times to my home in the last 2 months, the last time was laughable. I lost somebody close to me and being from Jarrow, the Northumbria Police heard about it and took it upon themselves to contact the Durham Constabulary, to come and check on my welfare. Which is absolute bollocks, they were just being nosey.

I'm going to see my solicitor now to see what I can do about it, because I feel like they are suffocating me and to be honest, if they don't back off I'll end up exploding which won't end well, for me, or for them. It shouldn't be like this, they need to just let me crack on with life. ****s.
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I've had the Durham arseholes at my house to due to that slag over the road.
She ****ing hates me & my son.
Her kids are ****s & wind my boy up deliberately.
How many times is he supposed to turn the other cheek?
Everyone has a tipping point.
Our youngin would kick **** out of her two arseholes but the feds side with her.
 
Billy the Bastard said:
I've had the Durham arseholes at my house to due to that slag over the road.
She ****ing hates me & my son.
Her kids are ****s & wind my boy up deliberately.
How many times is he supposed to turn the other cheek?
Everyone has a tipping point.
Our youngin would kick **** out of her two arseholes but the feds side with her.
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Yeah, they will do. She's a woman making a complaint so you ain't got no chance.

They don't believe in listening to two sides of the story, it's not their policy.
 
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Safc83 said:
Yeah, they will do. She's a woman making a complaint so you ain't got no chance.

They don't believe in listening to two sides of the story, it's not their policy.
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That's what one copper said to me. They even admit it.
"Have you made a complaint against her?"
I told him no, it's not my style.
And he told me that would go against me with his superiors.
 
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Billy the Bastard said:
I've had the Durham arseholes at my house to due to that slag over the road.
She ****ing hates me & my son.
Her kids are ****s & wind my boy up deliberately.
How many times is he supposed to turn the other cheek?
Everyone has a tipping point.
Our youngin would kick **** out of her two arseholes but the feds side with her.
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<laugh> Billy's neighbours from hell.

I had a neighbour when I was growing up who was a right ****, used to spoil any fun we attempted to have within a 4 mile radius of his garden, I had the last laugh though, although he has no idea.
 
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Tel said:
<laugh> Billy's neighbours from hell.

I had a neighbour when I was growing up who was a right ****, used to spoil any fun we attempted to have within a 4 mile radius of his garden, I had the last laugh though, although he has no idea.
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Did you kill his wife?
 
Billy the Bastard said:
That's what one copper said to me. They even admit it.
"Have you made a complaint against her?"
I told him no, it's not my style.
And he told me that would go against me with his superiors.
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They tell you that you've the right to remain silent, they don't mean it, though. They hate it when you apply that right.

I'm the only one who has kept silent and refused to make a statement in all of this ****ty affair, I was winding the desk sergeant up about it, the last time I was getting booked in. I got him to the point where he ended up slamming his pen off the custody desk in frustration <laugh>
 
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The brother of Kim Jung un has been assassinated.


The half-brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has been killed in Malaysia, South Korean government sources say.

Kim Jong-nam, 45, is said to have been targeted at the airport in Kuala Lumpur, the capital.

The BBC has not been able to independently confirm the reports.

Senior Malaysian police have confirmed that a North Korean man died in transit to hospital from the airport. They have not confirmed his identity.

Both South Korean state news agency Yonhap and Reuters news agency are reporting the news based on South Korean government sources.

Kim Jong-nam is the eldest son of Kim Jong-il, who ruled North Korea from 1994 until his death in 2011.
 
So carrying on from this who else has shagged someone else's women/girlfriend out of spite?

i have on a couple of occasions, one was a lad i detested and got the chance to jump his girlfriend, she was gorgeous so couldn't turn it down he he.
 
crumble bungle said:
So carrying on from this who else has shagged someone else's women/girlfriend out of spite?

i have on a couple of occasions, one was a lad i detested and got the chance to jump his girlfriend, she was gorgeous so couldn't turn it down he he.
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I didn't do it out of spite mate, she was a ****ing milf, I was only 20/21... I didn't give him a second's thought.

There was a bird in the forces, she was a right goer. She ended up marrying a lad we were all good mates with, but he never knew that me and one of my pals used to steam through her every few days. She used to grade us and we'd compete to beat each other the next time... imagine if somebody told you that about your wife <laugh>
 
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