To be fair, you do stay up until 4am sometimes making pictures of me. It's no wonder you need to change your undercrackers if you've had them on all day and night.
Yes of course, forgot everyone has to have the same crap sense of humour and outlook or they have issues lolz
Mate I have people on the inside that give info... You really think a cool mother ****er like me lacks contacts? I know 100% that Skiddy hits the report button more than anyone here.
I was out on a 10 mile run, through the country park near to where I live, and took a sneaky **** in the reed-beds, on the edge of the marsh. Does that count?
Not too sure. I'm sure Fossy or Bod will be along with a moral compass at some point! I await my answer.