Match Day Thread Southampton v West Ham 04/02/2017 KO 3 pm

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Don't judge all Italians [men] by Manolo...or Graziano either:)
Indeed. Not all of them can play football, for starters. The few that can't become goalkeepers. In my experience, hordes of Italian kids play football. Some continue to play into their late teens. The others climb aboard scooters and motorbikes to impress that newly discovered species called woman. As young adults they either become professional footballers or race motorcycles, grow rich and become wealthy businessmen after retiring. Those who can't do sport, but are handsome, become either actors, singers, fashion designers, celebrities, etc... Those who do none of the above and can't get the girl become administrators, politicians and/or crooks. They spend the rest of their lives wielding power.

Of course, I could be making all this up. But I might not be.
 
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Indeed. Not all of them can play football, for starters. The few that can't become goalkeepers. In my experience, hordes of Italian kids play football. Some continue to play into their late teens. The others climb aboard scooters and motorbikes to impress that newly discovered species called woman. As young adults they either become professional footballers or race motorcycles, grow rich and become wealthy businessmen after retiring. Those who can't do sport, but are handsome, become IT Consultants.

I've corrected it for you ;)
 
Well pissed of <grr>....got told a few weeks ago I would have to work all day this Saturday...now been told it's only a half day so I could have gone, and now it's sold out <wah>
 
Indeed. Not all of them can play football, for starters. The few that can't become goalkeepers. In my experience, hordes of Italian kids play football. Some continue to play into their late teens. The others climb aboard scooters and motorbikes to impress that newly discovered species called woman. As young adults they either become professional footballers or race motorcycles, grow rich and become wealthy businessmen after retiring. Those who can't do sport, but are handsome, become either actors, singers, fashion designers, celebrities, etc... Those who do none of the above and can't get the girl become administrators, politicians and/or crooks. They spend the rest of their lives wielding power.

Of course, I could be making all this up. But I might not be.

To quote Delboy, "You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known fact."

Miami Nice.
 
Well pissed of <grr>....got told a few weeks ago I would have to work all day this Saturday...now been told it's only a half day so I could have gone, and now it's sold out <wah>

Ticket Exchange is still open though. You might get lucky. Maybe.