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Match Day Thread Southampton v West Ham 04/02/2017 KO 3 pm

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by SAINTDON13, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Don't judge all Italians by Manolo...or Graziano either:)
     
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  2. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    'Smack head' and 'grass'. 3 words I'd never thought I'd hear Fran say in the same sentence :angel:.
     
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  3. Clem Fandango

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    Sims and Clasie. On his shoulders.
     
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  4. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Indeed. Not all of them can play football, for starters. The few that can't become goalkeepers. In my experience, hordes of Italian kids play football. Some continue to play into their late teens. The others climb aboard scooters and motorbikes to impress that newly discovered species called woman. As young adults they either become professional footballers or race motorcycles, grow rich and become wealthy businessmen after retiring. Those who can't do sport, but are handsome, become either actors, singers, fashion designers, celebrities, etc... Those who do none of the above and can't get the girl become administrators, politicians and/or crooks. They spend the rest of their lives wielding power.

    Of course, I could be making all this up. But I might not be.
     
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  5. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Are you not bored of that **** yet? We know. Give it a rest. You're not funny.
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Saran?
     
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  7. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    I've corrected it for you ;)
     
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  8. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    ...Auto Correct..... ;)
     
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  9. oldstocktonsaint

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    Well she lives in da ghetto, so it's everyday patois down wth the kids.
     
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  10. garysfc

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    and still wouldn't reach! I'm very worried Bilic will target our lack of height & if we get found out, I think Mourinho / Ibra will be watching with interest.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    <laugh> I expect Mourinho's spies have already told him about our surfeit of short-arses.
     
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  13. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

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    Looks like our new keeper should take up cricket as he distributes the ball like a bowler.
    It is a myth that all Italians are stylish.
    James Ward-Prowse was getting stuck in during training.
     
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  14. saintrichie123

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    Well pissed of <grr>....got told a few weeks ago I would have to work all day this Saturday...now been told it's only a half day so I could have gone, and now it's sold out <wah>
     
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  15. SAINTDON13

    SAINTDON13 Well-Known Member

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  16. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    You tricked me into listening. I thought at first that perhaps Gabby was called Jerry, but he was referring to our players with long injuries. :)
     
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  17. San Tejón

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    To quote Delboy, "You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known fact."

    Miami Nice.
     
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  18. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    When I was a kid, at school, the other kids used to throw sponge cake, cream and chocolate covered cherries at me. It was tough growing up in the gateau.

    Coat's on, and already out the door.
     
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    Always so argumentative!
     
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  20. st_brendy

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    Ticket Exchange is still open though. You might get lucky. Maybe.
     
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