Off Topic Toon v Rotherham

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So we play Rotherham (just for Trev) on Saturday with a 3pm kick off GMT at SJP.

The best away game I've been to in years was at Rotherham simply because the locals were really spot on with us, and also because I'd done probably 14 cans and 4 pints by kick off so was so rat arsed the 0-1 scoreline felt like we had scored 10.

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THIS COMMUNITY ASSISTANCE MESSAGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION WITH ABSOLUTELY NO ****ER.
 
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But WHICH Saturday? FFS
Which year?
Good points but more importantly who is/are "we"?

Is it Chippy and his good lady? Or is it the NOT606 Newcastle forum? Or is it...? Who?

Tries to pretend to spoon feed everyone the info but fails abysmally, yet again. It's like being given a season ticket for your birthday and then finding its for the Stadium of Plight!!!

Would say "must do better' but given its Chippy this sadly probably is his best.
 
Good points but more importantly who is/are "we"?

Is it Chippy and his good lady? Or is it the NOT606 Newcastle forum? Or is it...? Who?

Tries to pretend to spoon feed everyone the info but fails abysmally, yet again. It's like being given a season ticket for your birthday and then finding its for the Stadium of Plight!!!

Would say "must do better' but given its Chippy this sadly probably is his best.
I urgently need clarification of this WE - if its the forum then I also need to know if I have been selected as I will need to be on a flight this evening. Can I also borrow someones boots? Are we meeting in Earl of Pitt St for a pre-match team meeting?
Think we will struggle more than we should do in this game but pull a Jimmy (3-1 win).
 
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SJP??

The last time Sara Jessica Parker was used as a fixture location was in 1826 when Sunderland had an attendance just shy of 3 million according to Fredor.
The Society of Japanese Pharmacopoeia?
Sao Jose do Rio Preto, Sao Paulo, Brazil (Airport Code SJP)?
Saint Joseph's Preparatory school ...so the bastards at SKY have moved the fixture to Philadelphia ..I am not sure the trains will even be running at the end of the match. They never think of the fans do they!



Personally I am going for a Jimmy too ...as long as a Pulling a Jimmy means 1-1
 
I heard you need two hands and 14 budgerigars to pull a Jimmy.

Anyway having considered various key factors (such as shelvey is back but Gayle&Mitro are both out, the boost from having won the cup match, Trump's inauguration and Nev not updating the prediction league), I too will predict either a 3-1 win or we burn Jim.
 
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I heard you need two hands and 14 budgerigars to pull a Jimmy.

Anyway having considered various key factors (such as shelvey is back but Gayle&Mitro are both out, the boost from having won the cup match, Trump's inauguration and Nev not updating the prediction league), I too will predict either a 3-1 win or we burn Jim.
Just hope that Nev doesn't spoil this by updating the Prediction League before tomorrow.
 
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