General Football Thread

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Some stats from the game -
Everton - 29℅ possession
6 shots on goal and 4 on target.
What price Hart?????
 
I'm happy with that, I had them down for a draw in a couple of prediction leagues! Makes a change for me to get something right while wearing my £73 shirt! If only I could afford an anourak, I could be a twitcher! <whistle>
The last time I peeled off one of my over priced man made fibre ,yellow Norwich home shirts Earnshaw 10 (ten) to be exact I ignited my calor gas heater with the static build up from my fat Hairy body.
I live in Jay wick in a trailer park .:emoticon-0120-doh:
I was worried my gorgeous landscape would suffer as a result of tidal floods.
 

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I live in Jay wick in a trailer park
I used to live in Essex for a few years.
When I saw the advice for residents of Jaywick to evacuate due to the expected high tides on Friday, I said to my mother who lives near Chelmsford, "a good time to send the bulldozers in, while the shanty town is vacated".
Apologoes, DD, I had no idea you were still a highly respected figure in the immediate neighbourhood! <yikes>
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As the tide rolled in you can faintly here me playing this in the background.
(I live in Islington)
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Mind you, has anybody been to Eccles on sea, just south of Cart Gap, near Happisburgh.
Maybe you could apply for a council exchange, DD, to the Bush Estate, there.
Just as rank / dodgy and you'd be far nearer to the hallowed turf, so you could strut you £97 shirt at most home games - if anybody still picks up hillbilly hitchhikers these days <yikes>
 
Mind you, has anybody been to Eccles on sea, just south of Cart Gap, near Happisburgh.
Maybe you could apply for a council exchange, DD, to the Bush Estate, there.
Just as rank / dodgy and you'd be far nearer to the hallowed turf, so you could strut you £97 shirt at most home games - if anybody still picks up hillbilly hitchhikers these days <yikes>
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