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I see that, the tyrannical, and dictatorial, bully, wum-mod, Pixie, has now, deserted this thread, after, presumably, realising, that, he made, one of, the biggest mistakes, ever, in doubting, that I, had indeed, pulled off, the biggest wum, ever, on the gooner board, by successfully operating, as A87.

My wum skills, are, rightly noted, for their brilliance, subtlety, longevity, and the way, in which, I deliver them, in a calm, unruffled, and dignified manner <ok>
 
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Anyway, as fun as this is, I have, to leave you seggies, to it, as I have, a big property deal, to close today, that involves, me devising, and overseeing, the signatures, on a, multi million pound deal, so I have to now, get back, to my luxury hotel room, off the M4, where I will feast, on a complimentary, fun size box, of coco pops, before later, flexing, my substantial, legal prowess.
 
<doh> Oh yeah, right, because of course, everybody knows, that I am, Saintfan08, and as for, my coastal retreat, it is well known, that the whole area, has, a very intermittent, broadband reception.

^^^^ rattled

<doh> Give it up, Bambi. The only reason, that you are here, is because, I have, expertly wummed you, with, my brilliant, and hilarious, piss take, pictures, of you, as a hapless fawn, now being, ripped one, by the, other woodland animals.

^^^^ rattled


I see that, the tyrannical, and dictatorial, bully, wum-mod, Pixie, has now, deserted this thread, after, presumably, realising, that, he made, one of, the biggest mistakes, ever, in doubting, that I, had indeed, pulled off, the biggest wum, ever, on the gooner board, by successfully operating, as A87.

My wum skills, are, rightly noted, for their brilliance, subtlety, longevity, and the way, in which, I deliver them, in a calm, unruffled, and dignified manner <ok>

^^^^ rattled


<doh> I have, many pictures, Bambi. I am, perfectely at ease, with my sexuality, and use of, marital aids, are you Bambi, comfortable with, the knowledge that, you have been, torn a new one, by a large stag ?

^^^^ rattled


Anyway, as fun as this is, I have, to leave you seggies, to it, as I have, a big property deal, to close today, that involves, me devising, and overseeing, the signatures, on a, multi million pound deal, so I have to now, get back, to my luxury hotel room, off the M4, where I will feast, on a complimentary, fun size box, of coco pops, before later, flexing, my substantial, legal prowess.

^^^^ [HASHTAG]#meltdown[/HASHTAG]
 
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... like HIAG would really get to be a mod <rofl>

<doh>

The supermods, clearly, have realised, that, this site, needs, a better calibre, of moderation, and therefore, have decided, to employ, somebody, with, a Cambridge degree, and an expert command, of grammar, to execute, the duties, that you, iron fisted, dictatorial, bullying, nazi, mods, have falied, to deliver.
 
<doh>

The supermods, clearly, have realised, that, this site, needs, a better calibre, of moderation, and therefore, have decided, to employ, somebody, with, a Cambridge degree, and an expert command, of grammar, to execute, the duties, that you, iron fisted, dictatorial, bullying, nazi, mods, have falied, to deliver.

I'm waiting for the Spurlike 'like' like ...<rofl>
 
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