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I've just had a look, Pixie, and this particular hotel still adheres to the age-old tradition of placing a Gideon Bible in the bedside draw.

No doubt, should you check in at this hotel, they will do all they can to accommodate your wish to keep a dildo close by.

Me, not so much.

The amount of time you spend in cheap hotels makes me think that in reality you are a travelling sales rep !
 
I'm just back from taking a piss, I've poured myself another glass of vino, and I read this.

I'm trying to think of something in reply, but all I can think of is how much I enjoyed scratching my balls in the toilet, mate. Sorry.

There is no comeback really mate, the whole site witnessed your **** up over dildo-gate :)
 
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Piskie v Hiag, like the good ol days, left to do their thing.

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I remember watching a fat security guard trying to chase some bloke out of John Lewis, he had just stolen a coat and ****ing pegged it out of the shop, leaped down some steps into the car park and was vamooshed in seconds. The chubby security guard was out of breath by the time he got to the steps, his fat arse wobbled as he teetered down the steps and everybody in the car park laughed at the fat ****er <laugh>
 
I remember watching a fat security guard trying to chase some bloke out of John Lewis, he had just stolen a coat and ****ing pegged it out of the shop, leaped down some steps into the car park and was vamooshed in seconds. The chubby security guard was out of breath by the time he got to the steps, his fat arse wobbled as he teetered down the steps and everybody in the car park laughed at the fat ****er <laugh>

Is this an attempt at a confession, Pixie? That security guard was you, wasn't it, mate?
 
I remember watching a fat security guard trying to chase some bloke out of John Lewis, he had just stolen a coat and ****ing pegged it out of the shop, leaped down some steps into the car park and was vamooshed in seconds. The chubby security guard was out of breath by the time he got to the steps, his fat arse wobbled as he teetered down the steps and everybody in the car park laughed at the fat ****er <laugh>
I see you have met Homer already in person (@Spurlock )
 
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I think you should be confessing as to why you can't answer my question about the PM I sent to A87 <ok>

Pixie, I can't even remember the emails that I sent as myself, let alone as my wum sock account.

I'm sure you did send me a PM, but so did so many other Gooners. A87 was a popular guy.