I've just had a look, Pixie, and this particular hotel still adheres to the age-old tradition of placing a Gideon Bible in the bedside draw.
No doubt, should you check in at this hotel, they will do all they can to accommodate your wish to keep a dildo close by.
Me, not so much.
The amount of time you spend in cheap hotels makes me think that in reality you are a travelling sales rep !


