Match Day Thread Man Utd v Hull City

That'll be fun

 

Except he orders tea - from Costa. Pure opulence

 

Why? He'll take any gig he can get. He'll be serving Ehab that coffee in costa next

 

Top marks for Mam U welcoming Hull City on the screen in the ground and using the old badge as well

 

Do I watch at home or

Tea, fruit tea.

 

That's harsh.

 

Phelan will see the team we have had to put out and be ****ing delighted he's sat in the studio

 

Harsh would be pointing you used the word coup. instead of Ku.

 

Tactics with this squad remind me of hungover Sunday league matches.

'Right lads we've no defenders or subs - so everyone pick a man, spread around the pitch and try a few shots at their keeper, let's see if he can save anything. Don't get too tired early!

 

This is a little cringe Sky asking Phelan about his replacement

 

Surely to **** mike knows Harry's playing cb and not Dave?!

 

Six subs... I'd have gone on the bench?

 

He certainly looks a tad uncomfortable answering them

 

I'm really surprised he's gone on there. Sure it's money, but he's still involved in legal issues with us and must have known he'd have been asked about Silva.

 

Josh Tymon socks above the knees! Get them rolled down lad

 

Mourinho: "The previous manager is not guilty of the bad results."

 

He really looks like he doesn't want to be there

 

My message in the dressing room would be don't concede a penalty or get a player sent off.

 

MP in the monkey box

 

Surprised Weir isn't at right back. Maybe that's where Silva sees Meyler's strengths being.