At 29 getting a fit bird is what life is about, at 39 the bint is getting on your nerves and you wish you hadn't bothered.
And at 52 you get more satisfaction from a good **** than a leg over
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And at 52 you get more satisfaction from a good **** than a leg over
I would rather be a Virgin than HIAG's play thing like you
Every holes a goal HB
I have. It says here that it's only permitted when driving long distances. So you're disqualified, I'm afraid.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Power ****
Come on, you must have!
I memorably did it once while driving from Manchester to south Wales, about twenty years ago mind.
I decided to take the mid Wales A road route and it was dark and quiet and so, you know, I got stuck in while listening to Kate Bush.
Saw a bloke in Mexico ****ing in his open top VW Beetle. He was driving around the block and ****ing whilst watching all the hookers hanging outside of hotels. I was on the balcony of my hotel and saw the fat greasy old Mexican furiously tugging away
Saw a bloke in Mexico ****ing in his open top VW Beetle. He was driving around the block and ****ing whilst watching all the hookers hanging outside of hotels. I was on the balcony of my hotel and saw the fat greasy old Mexican furiously tugging away
That was HIAG
If HIAG claimed to be in Mexico, it means he was in Mansfield.
Why pull your own pud, get a woman to do it for you, then get them to clean the mess up
Very enlightened, Kustard.
I'd suggest that to my lady, but I value my private parts and sort of like them where they are!
