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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by The Ginger Marks, Jan 8, 2017.

  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    What's it cost out there? I'm not a big whisky drinker, but the, shall we say, less orthodox Arabs used to love that stuff. Especially the Saudis!...
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    Johnny black goes around 1500 baht but have bought it locally for 1300<ok>
     
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  3. Tobes

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    Character acting <laugh>

    Let's not forget that this comment was made directly to a Spurs fan;

    It takes so little for you ****ing Spurs pricks to start getting cocky doesn't it? One draw by Arsenal, and suddenly you ****ing idiots start finding your mouths again? The fact we managed to bridge a 7 point gap should be enough to shut your stupid ****ing mouth up, but talk now dickhead, when you drop points to City and Chelsea, your smugness will be gone again

    Give it up HIAG you daft **** <rofl>
     
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  4. NSIS

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    Not exactly cheap then!...booze tends to be cheap here. Not sure about the price of Black label, but I'd guess less than half of that.
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG is now avoiding my question about the PM's I sent to A87. He would of course have remembered them, especially the one about Spurs fans.

    But he can't because the silly ****er isn't A87, I'm not sure how long he wants to keep getting rinsed over this, but it doesn't show any signs of abating <laugh>
     
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  6. Tobes

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    Given his previous - indefinitely. He'll continue to claim some faux victory irrespective of the fact that he's been completely bubbled and made to look a total pillock - yet again #standard

    What it really needs is brb to provide the knockout blow here, to end his squirming.
     
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  7. I think you will find that I answered Tobes a while back, Bambi.

    But staying with you and your avoidance...

    You do agree with me, then, that GM is a proper skid-mark, correct?
     
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  8. <doh>
    We've gone over this many times before, Pixie. By asking the question a hundred times isn't going to get you a different reply.

    I am not going to repeat myself.
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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  10. <laugh>
    I think you need to come off the fence and tell us what you really think, mate.
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    So you are bottling it then.

    You can't answer the question because you are talking out of your hoop <ok>
     
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  12. Although I really do hate to ask, but may I make a small suggestion, Skiddy?

    If you are going to accuse someone of being thick, you might want to get your spelling checked. Otherwise, those less generous than myself might conclude that you are little more than a good-for-nothing bell-end.

    Thanks. I knew you'd understand.
     
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  13. <laugh>
    Superbly put, Roofie!

    What you have to ask yourself is this: what is about this character or mine - HIAG - that rattles the Seggies so much?

    Is it my sparkling wit?

    The debonair, devil-may-care attitude to life?

    The rakish view of the World?

    The size of my cock and the ease with which I pull women?

    The fact that I am supremely gifted with so many creative talents?

    I have a sneaking feeling that it is a devastating combination of all of the above.

    You see, Roofie, I take none of it personally. HIAG doesn't exist, you see. He is merely the illusion of a sock, dreamed up in the mind of a madman, sitting in dark room whose walls have been painted black. I am the imagination of every fear and sentiment of self-loathing that each and every Seggy has projected upon himself.

    Once you understand that, my friend, everything falls neatly into place.
     
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  14. What's that in pounds sterling?

    Three hundred quid or thereabouts?
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    In reality of course, it's your unrivalled ability to make an absolute **** of yourself on the daily, that brings the crowds in to take the piss. :)
     
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  16. Cheap as rent boys, mate.

    1 baht = £0.0005p, remember.
     
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  17. seabreeze

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    I can tell when my wife is on her period .... she only has one sock on ...
     
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  18. Spurlock

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    Desperate Skiddy.
     
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  19. Tobes

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    You should be sectioned, you're batshit mental
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    Spot on, hence you getting owned. You are a coward though, you meltdown when you get it, you can't roll with it...the way you dealt with the comebacks after the Spurs game shows how much of a coward and pussy you are. Personal insults? You throw veiled ones a plenty. Not my problem your mates can't see it or choose not to...either way I know and that's all I give a **** about you snide prick.

    deal with it or man up and roll with it like you dish it out. #gobshite

    When's your bus coming? Get on it and **** off <ok>

    P.s shove your manufactured scenario up your arse :)
     
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