Steroids aren't for everybody bro. I went stupid when I first started to take them and was smashing them into me, my chest broke out in an unbelievable amount of spots and I had to go through treatment, I'm left with scars there now.
Don't do more than 2ml a week, if you do start to take them, that's enough. Not sure of your age, but I think minimum age should be 22/23 to use them and I think once you get past mid 30's then you are leaving yourself wide open to serious health problems. Don't take tablets, if you are going for it then use oil and inject it straight into the arse. Don't use other body parts, that's a load of bollocks. It has been proved time after time, that the arse is the best place to go and there's more cushion there.
What I've learned over time, is that putting plenty of food in you, a good protein shake after training and take something like the T bullets and you'll find this is just as good as any steroid.
See, you just put me off. Back to the drawing board for me.

